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I'll be with The Goat until the fall. Then I've been given three plays to look at and there have been a couple of films have come over the desk. I will probably not do either one of them. -- Mercedes Ruehl
I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed country, you've got a lot of taxes, rents are high and its quite difficult to survive as an artist especially when you are just coming up. -- Andrew Jack
Goat screaming videos are hilarious. -- Miguel
Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for. -- Ben Katchor
I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well. -- Joni Mitchell
Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan. -- Daniel Bryan
I love to meet people for lunch at my favorite restaurant, the Loaded Goat. It is named after the Andy Griffith Show episode where a goat ate a bunch of dynamite. -- Betty Lynn
But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on. -- Lord Byron
Goat cheese... produced a bizarre eating era when sensible people insisted that this miserable cheese produced by these miserable creatures reared on miserable hardscrabble earth was actually superior to the magnificent creamy cheeses of the noblest dairy animals bred in the richest green valleys of the earth. -- Russell Baker
Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat. -- Julia Roberts
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat. -- Julia Roberts
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. -- Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. -- Remedios Varo
Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places. -- Tamae Watanabe
Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me. -- Abby Wambach
I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden. -- Kelli Williams
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. -- Adam Lamberg
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. -- Brendan Behan
You eat a lot of goat stomach when you're in North Africa. You eat whatever's put in front of you. I am a big proponent of that. -- Ronan Farrow
A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats. -- Jeffrey Kluger
I'd like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They're so beautiful and delicate - they're like my opposite. I'm more of a comfort food: goat cheese with garlic. -- Cecily Strong
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both. -- Kelsea Ballerini
It's well known by now that I had a special need to get Maureen's goat when ever the opportunity presented itself. I was a boy and she was the enemy... a girl. -- Christopher Knight
I actually would love to live in New York. But I need land; I need space. I'd love to move to a place where I could have a lot of land and a goat. -- Lusia Strus
You gotta learn that if you're gonna take the last shot of the game, it's either gonna go in, or it's not gonna go in, and you're either gonna be the hero or the goat. -- Tom Heinsohn
Offers come all the time, but I'm pretty particular. I really have to be wowed by a character I encounter in a script, or a storyline. I really do need to feel inspiration, otherwise I'm just happy planting perennials and making goat cheese. -- Vera Farmiga
I remember in the spring of 1971, a hundred thousand people converged on the Pentagon in June of 1971. They threw blood; I guess it was goat's blood or something, on the steps to the Pentagon. People were being accused of being murderers and baby killers. You just can't imagine the civic outrage. -- Wesley Clark
It really gets on my goat that people keep quoting Dorothea Mackellar's 'My Country' as proof that there is no such thing as climate change. A poem written more than 100 years ago by a homesick 19 year old versus an ever-increasing body of refereed scientific thought... hmm, hard to know which way to jump, really. -- Judy Horacek
When I was eight years old, I wrote a paragraph-long short story about a goat on my mother's hundred-pound, black-and-white-screen laptop. The story came about largely because I liked the way the word 'goat' looked on the page, but I decided then and there that I wanted to be a writer. That desire never changed. -- Tea Obreht
I love collard greens and sweet potatoes. But like, traveling, I'm always just looking for that thing where you feel like there's love in the food. Like one of the best things, in Brazil it's feijoada. I was in Tobago in the winter, and I had the best roti I've ever had, with curry goat. -- Neneh Cherry
When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied. -- Dan Jenkins
We have some goats, some chickens, and we used to have pigs. There used to be two ostriches as well, but they were a little bit violent, so we had to give them away. When we were little, we used to play with the goats all the time. We each had our own little goat, and we'd go and run around with them. -- Jessica Springsteen
I drive out to this quail farm, where I get a lot of these incredible quail eggs, which I eat all day long. And I eat a lot of superfoods like goji, cacao and chia seeds, things like that. And I like unpasteurised milk of the goat and the sheep. They send it once a week from Pennsylvania, from the Amish farms, and I get it in Los Angeles. -- Vincent Gallo
I ain't gonna be no escape-goat! -- Karl Malone
Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified. -- Jon Ronson
They whipped us like a tied up goat. -- Spike Dykes
Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep. -- Madonna Ciccone
Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead. -- Rick Riordan
The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern. -- Edna Ferber
I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat. -- Rick Riordan
The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond. -- Aristotle
Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat! -- Johann Sebastian Bach
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. -- Ron White
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. -- William Blake
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Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry. -- Susanna Kaysen
I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat -- Kendrick Lamar
If a tree is bent, every goat will jump on it. -- Eva Stachniak
You could change into a goat and it would still apply. -- Maria V. Snyder
What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds? -- Gary Larson
Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up. -- Suzanne Collins
One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side! -- Jhonen Vasquez
the old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat. -- Margery Allingham
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. -- Johann Sebastian Bach
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. -- Will Rogers
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat! -- Tallulah Bankhead
My men like satyrs grazing on the lawns, / Shall with their goat-feet dance an antic hay. -- Christopher Marlowe
Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It's an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. -- Raymond Chandler
The Warrior of the Light never forgets the old saying: The good little goat doesn't bleat. -- Paulo Coelho
I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong. -- Philip K. Dick
People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass. -- Kara Swisher
Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. -- Greg Gutfeld
It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing. -- Arjuna Ranatunga
A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be. -- Chinua Achebe
The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat -- John Scalzi
I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. -- A. J. Jacobs
It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face. -- Joe Teti
What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes. -- Buster Keaton
When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat. -- Dennis Miller
It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom. -- Trey Parker
I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going. -- Sepp Blatter
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool -- E. W. Howe
When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again. -- William Stafford
A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense. -- Robert Jordan
Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water. -- Carl Sandburg
Welcome home, Rachel mariana Morgan, he said, his goat-slitted eyes holding a new, dangerous light. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. -- Kim Harrison
If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books. -- Brandon Sanderson
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. -- Hilaire Belloc
Wearing dark denim, he look more like one of those guys in GQ magazine than a soulless alien version of the goat-sucking chupacabra. -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually. -- Kristen Schaal
My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo -- Victor Hugo
This life of ours...human life is like a flower gloriously blooming in a meadow: along comes a goat, eats it up---no more flower. -- Anton Chekhov
Inside my head I carry: my baby goat, my baby brother, my ama's face, our family's future. My bundle is light. My burden is heavy. -- Patricia McCormick
You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat. -- Mickey Mantle
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list. -- Ilona Andrews
God uses lust to impel men to marry, ambition to office, avarice to earning, and fear to faith. God led me like an old blind goat. -- Martin Luther
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. -- Satchel Paige
I think I'm a homebody. I don't talk to anyone. I sit at home, and no one asks me questions or I'm talking about goat noises. -- Taylor Momsen
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama. -- Milton Jones
Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can be the hero or the goat one-hundred and sixty-two times a year. -- Dave Winfield
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. -- Thomas Browne
When I was a kid, I was just a boy. But that all changed by my 18th birthday. No longer a kid, I was a full-fledged goat. -- Jarod Kintz
I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones littering his stew. -- Carl Sargent
Just like a mountain goat climbing very steep and dangerous land to lick salt from the rocks, man also should take high risks to get what he wants! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and dote in season. -- Stevie Smith
Sacrificing one's life on the altar of literature is in some ways like sacrificing a goat to some malicious spirit. It's not always a humane or necessary decision. -- Matthew Specktor
The people who really matter in social affairs are neither those who wish to stop short like a mule, or leap from crag to crag like a mountain goat. -- Walter Lippmann
Krystal's slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned. -- J. K. Rowling
Whatever the rest of the world thinks of the English gentleman, the English lady regards him apprehensively as something between God and a goat and equally formidable on both scores. -- Margaret Halsey
When trouble comes no mother should have to plead guilty alone. The pediatricians, psychologists, therapists, goat herders, fathers, and peer groups should all be called to the bench as well. . . . -- Mary Blakely
I'm really into rooibos tea with goat's milk and a little bit of honey. I also drink dandelion tea, Earl Grey, and sometimes a green tea. I'm very into tea. -- Miranda Kerr
Living with depression is like trying to keep your balance while you dance with a goat -- it is perfectly sane to prefer a partner with a better sense of balance. -- Andrew Solomon
It's bad enough in life to do without something YOU want; but confound it, what gets my goat is not being able to give somebody something you want THEM to have. -- Truman Capote
The third guy was different. He was what you got when you ate squirrels for four generations. Smarter than a rat and tougher than a goat, and jumpier than either one. -- Lee Child
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged. -- Virginia Woolf
I am a poor mendicant. My earthly possessions consist of six spinning wheels, prison dishes, a can of goat's milk, six homespun loincloths and towels and my reputation, which cannot be worth much. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Exuberance is Beauty." "If a thing loves, it is infinite." "Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." "The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. -- William Blake
Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a slot machine, and the manners of a floorwalker with delusions of grandeur. -- Raymond Chandler
I learned to fly on a broom," he said, rolling up his sleeves. "I can learn to milk a goat, I bet." Though flying on a broom proved to be the easier task, he found. -- Gregory Maguire
You just hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fightin' with your head for a change. -Atticus Finch -- Harper Lee

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