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I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. -- Lena Dunham
I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. -- Heather Donahue
I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. -- Ashton Kutcher
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. -- Rob Manuel
You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise. -- Lorrie Moore
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. -- Janeane Garofalo
I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. -- Rob Lowe
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. -- Chris Lilley
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. -- Michael Emerson
As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny. -- Noah Baumbach
Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me. -- Simone Elkeles
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' -- Steven Wright
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families. -- Maria Shriver
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record. -- Jason Schwartzman
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. -- Fanny Brice
Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every day, my respect for Mariah continues to grow higher. She's a caring, warm and funny person. People have no idea how funny she is! I feel like I've always known she was my forever love. -- Nick Cannon
I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.' -- Roseanne Barr
Kim's [Kardashian] just a funny person in general. -- Kanye West
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. -- Michael Keaton
In a funny way, I like the past, I'm a very nostalgic person. -- Elle Fanning
Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. -- Chris Rock
How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. -- Simone Elkeles
I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person. -- Denise Bidot
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. -- Tim Heidecker
You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else. -- Steve Carell
The presidency has a funny way of making a person feel the need to pray. -- Barack Obama
Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does. -- David Rakoff
People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. -- Daniel Keyes
I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. -- Daniel Tosh
I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. -- Dom DeLuise
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. -- Jon Foreman
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration. -- Steve Toltz
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. -- Cass McCombs
Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration. -- Steve Toltz
It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. -- Chris Fabry
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? -- Cecily Strong
I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. -- Pink
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. -- Bill Bryson
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny. -- Chuck Jones
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. -- Diana Vreeland
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. -- Gilbert Gottfried
It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. -- Al Alvarez
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. -- Gabriel Iglesias
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. -- Cameron Diaz
I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me. -- Ben Feldman
I'm not a wanderer, which is funny because I'm on tour half the time. I'm a home, hearth and family kind of person. -- Joanna Newsom
My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. -- Gary Sinise
Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. -- Katie McGrath
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. -- William Feather
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! -- Gary Gulman
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it. -- Price Pritchett
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. -- Lindsay Lohan
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person. -- Liev Schreiber
Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.... -- Jacob M. Appel
A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough. -- Bruce Nash
I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me. -- Vantile Whitfield
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. -- Maya Angelou
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. -- Joe Rogan
I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though. -- Norah Jones
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. -- Janeane Garofalo
I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. -- Roseanne Barr
Will Smith is a funny person, a very likable person, but at the same time he can be serious and really handle his business. I'll stay away from talking about his rapping abilities, though. -- Colin Kaepernick

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