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  • I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax. -- Seth Green
  • I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -- Steven Wright
  • My workspace is defined by books, ephemera, quiet and light. I don't have a computer, telephone or a fax machine there. -- Maira Kalman
  • I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life. -- Joan Collins
  • My first account was Neiman Marcus. I cold-called them just like I had cold-called businesses when I was selling fax machines for seven years. -- Sara Blakely
  • I like to make colored xeroxes of things. I clip out pictures of Liza Minelli and her husband from magazines and I fax them to people anonymously. -- Zooey Deschanel
  • I have no idea how to get in touch with anyone anymore. Everyone, it seems, has a home phone, a cell phone, a regular e-mail account, a Facebook account, a Twitter account, and a Web site. Some of them also have a Google Voice number. There are the sentimental few who still have fax machines. -- Susan Orlean
  • Everything has added up to a load that I'm getting tired of carrying. It's gotten so complicated. It's the three failed marriages, and having kids that grew up without me, and it's the personal criticism, of being Mr. Nice Guy, or of divorcing my wife by fax, all that stuff, the journalism, some of which I find insulting. -- Phil Collins
  • Fax me a fact, and I'll telegram a hologram. -- Saul Williams
  • It's all one to me: opera, painting, drawing, faxes. -- David Hockney
  • I dont watch TV. I dont use a computer, a fax or a cellphone. -- Louise Bourgeois
  • I don't watch TV. I don't use a computer, a fax or a cellphone. -- Louise Bourgeois
  • The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons? -- Harry Hill
  • Running started as a way of relaxing. It's the only time I have to myself. No phones or e-mails or faxes. -- Gordon Ramsay
  • Not since the steam engine has any invention disrupted business models like the Internet. Whole industries including music distribution, yellow-pages directories, landline telephones, and fax machines have been radically reordered by the digital revolution. -- John Sununu
  • Don't wait for mentors to seek you out. Don't ever wait for your phone calls to be returned, your letters to be answered, your faxes to be responded to. Keep going out and asking question. -- Denis Waitley
  • My house has too many distractions. There's the email. There's checking my Amazon ranking. I know I'm the only author who's ever done that, ever. There's the fax. Too many distractions. I like to go out and write. -- Harlan Coben
  • Equipped with two cell phones - one for work and another for home - I like to think of myself as a kind of 21st-century digital pioneer, ready to network, fax, page, e-mail and - oh, yes - talk at will. -- Kara Swisher
  • Historically, Labour has used technology as a form of control. We would use pagers and faxes to send out messages telling people what line to take. The key learning from the Obama campaign is to use technology to empower your supporters. -- Douglas Alexander
  • Although an impressive amount of business and social interaction takes place over the telephone and fax, by e-mail, or in person today, the well-written letter remains a staple of business success and one of the strongest connecting links between human beings. -- Rosalie Maggio
  • Then, as the day progresses, depending on how the product is coming in - for instance, the fish man will fax us and say black bass is great - throughout the day, we'll also make judgment calls and adapt to what's available. -- Thomas Keller
  • I'm not terribly technological. I'm awfully backward about iPads and BlackBerries and suchlike; I still have a great fondness for Teletext, and I clung onto my fax machine for as long as I could, but eventually you have to move with the times. -- David Tang
  • The publishers, as I remember at the very beginning of my career, wrote letters with their fountain pens. A letter is different from a phone call or fax. It's a different kind of intimacy. That pervaded the entire business of writing and publishing. -- James Salter
  • Those inevitable dreams where you can't get your column in, you know, and at first they were the Xerox telecopy, and then they were the fax machine, and then they were, you know, email. The anxiety remains the same, but the technology has changed. -- Ellen Goodman
  • So I have a friend who works for me once a week. She's got e-mail, so anybody that must send an e-mail, they send it to her and she faxes it to me. Sounds like a long way of doing things, but it works for me. -- Marian McPartland
  • I think when I'm in love, I really am very good with calling, little faxes, and visiting and I really put a lot of effort into it. I'm really not the one that's not available because of work and I'm very sad when I actually leave. -- Franka Potente
  • I'd have these weird experiences where I'd just be walking down the street with this chord progression in my head, this happened more than a few times, and I'd walk home and find a fax in my machine and it would match the music in my head. -- Duncan Sheik
  • I'd have these weird experiences where I'd just be walking down the street with this chord progression in my head, this happened more than a few times, and I'd walk home and find a fax in my machine and it would match the music in my head -- Duncan Sheik
  • What is special about VOIP is that it's just another thing you can do on the Internet, whereas it is the only thing - or nearly the only thing with the exception of the dial-up modem and fax - that you can do on the public switched telephone network. -- Vint Cerf
  • What is special about VOIP is that it's just another thing you can do on the Internet, whereas it is the only thing - or nearly the only thing with the exception of the dial-up modem and fax - that you can do on the public switched telephone network. -- Vint Cerf
  • Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message on his answering machine telling him there are none. God and I are one. Times moon. Times star. Times sun. The factor is me. You remember me. -- Saul Williams
  • Your hands are not made to type out memos. Or put paper through fax machines. Or hold a phone up while you talk to people you dislike. 100 years from now your hands will rot like dust in your grave. You have to make wonderful use of those hands now. Kiss your hands so they can make magic. -- James Altucher
  • Your hands are not made to type out memos. Or put paper through fax machines. Or hold a phone up while you talk to people you dislike. One hundred years from now, your hands will rot like dust in your grave. You have to make wonderful use of those hands now. Kiss your hands so they can make magic. -- James Altucher
  • I have a fax machine with "fax waiting". -- Steven Wright
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  • I can't fax you my love, I can't email my heart. -- Jimmy Buffett
  • Please accept this humble fax. My love for you is without wax. -- Dan Brown
  • I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wright
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  • Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. -- Woody Allen
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  • The eye and brain are not like a fax machine, nor are there little people looking at the images coming in. -- Torsten Wiesel
  • I sensed my chance and embraced the telecom business. I started marketing telephones, answering/fax machines under the brand name Beetel, and the company picked up really fast. -- Sunil Mittal
  • Along with this rapid growth of forms of communication at our disposal - be it fax, phone, email, Internet or whatever - human solitude will increase in direct proportion. -- Werner Herzog
  • Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, who's the only person who fought a fax machine and lost. -- Jimmy Fallon
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