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I just need somewhere to dump all my negativity. -- Van Morrison
I could do terrible things to people who dump unwanted animals by the roadside. -- James Herriot
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump. -- Charles Barkley
I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know. -- Robert Downey, Jr.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. -- Erma Bombeck
It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time. -- Roddy Doyle
I don't enjoy good food. I don't enjoy flashy cars. I don't care if I live in a dump. I don't enjoy good clothes. This is the best I've dressed in months. -- Jack Kevorkian
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. -- Russell Baker
There is no Idea Dump, no Story Central, no Island of the Buried Bestsellers; good stories seem to come quite literally from nowhere, sailing at you right out of the empty sky. -- Stephen King
I'm terrible at relationships. I consider myself to be smart and a good mother but it's taken me this long to realise you don't have to marry a guy after three days or dump him. -- Sheena Easton
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. -- Eoin Colfer
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I must confess that I'm not a great reader. At the moment I'm reading my son's 'Stig of the Dump' by Clive King and I've got a plant catalogue on the go. -- Sophie Thompson
I used to think religion was just more of the same thing. Dump responsibility on the big guy. Now I see an importance in that. It's a relief to accept that not everything is under your control. -- Barbara Kingsolver
Don't just let the devil use your mind as a garbage dump. -- Joyce Meyer
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes. -- Voltaire
I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump (Wrigley Field) all the time. -- Babe Ruth
We can see cities during the day and at night, and we can watch rivers dump sediment into the ocean, and see hurricanes form. -- Sally Ride
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. -- Daniel Tosh
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? -- George Carlin
Whoever becomes the head of the National Theater finds himself in a position like that of Nelson's Column - pigeons dump on you because you're there. -- Peter Gavin Hall
Whoever becomes the head of the National Theater finds himself in a position like that of Nelson's Column - pigeons dump on you because you're there. -- Peter Gavin Hall
I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I'd ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would just dump it right in there. -- Arnold Palmer
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him. -- Erma Bombeck
I was surprised by how much I like being a father; surprised at what a decent father I am, because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to dump my selfishness. -- Michael Zaslow
Isn't Hollywood a dump-in the human sense of the word. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
It would indeed be a tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump. -- David Ormsby-Gore, 5th Baron Harlech
When you are giving people the gospel, you are giving them something to believe, and you have to set the stage for that. You don't just drive up and dump the truck and drive off. -- Charles R. Swindoll
The only advice I would give Christians entering the world of arts: give yourself a period of time, maybe three or four years. If you haven't made it in your chosen art form, dump it. -- Cliff Richard
The Patriot missile is a point defence missile. Point defence means that you put the missile at a location to defend a very specific target such as an airfield, a supply dump or a headquarters. -- Norman Schwarzkopf
Today we're dumping 70 million tons of global-warming pollution into the environment, and tomorrow we will dump more, and there is no effective worldwide response. Until we start sharply reducing global-warming pollution, I will feel that I have failed. -- Al Gore
I think some of the most celebrated moments in human achievement should be those times when everything is going against a person and they are down in the dumps but they simply choose to get up. That's real greatness! -- Ryan Hall
For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it's where government officials dump stories they want to bury. Good news gets dropped on Monday so bureaucrats can talk about it all week. -- John Sununu
No religion makes more use of color than Hinduism, with its blue-skinned gods and peony-lipped goddesses, and even the spring festival of Holi is focused on color: Boys squirt arcs of dyed water on passersby or dump powder, all violently hued, on their marks. -- Hanya Yanagihara
The greatest compliment I ever got was when people called me an artist, and I understand that solo aspect of being an artist, when you're in there by yourself, trying to do something great, and people who don't even know you can come up and just dump on you. -- John McEnroe
Indeed, the quantity of PCBs still in use plus the quantity still languishing in waste dumps exceeds the total amount that has already escaped into the general environment. Without a program to recall and contain them, semivolatile PCBs will continue to insinuate themselves into the food chain for decades. -- Sandra Steingraber
I will not vote for a candidate who thinks you can 'pray away the gay;' I will not vote for a candidate who thinks that he has more rights to my uterus than I do; I will not vote for a candidate who thinks that it's okay to dump toxic waste in the ocean. -- Sophia Bush
People don't want to go to the dump and have a picnic, they want to go out to a beautiful place and enjoy their day. And so I think our job is to try to take the environment, take what the good Lord has given us, and expand upon it or enhance it, without destroying it. -- Jack Nicklaus
We are big composters. We compost everything - bread, tea bags, coffee grounds. I even dump out my old coffee in the garden. We keep a mixing bowl on the counter and just fill it up as the day goes along, then dump it in the mulch pile before dinner and wash it with the dinner dishes. -- Katherine Center
I saw a report yesterday. There's so much oil, all over the world, they don't know where to dump it. And Saudi Arabia says, 'Oh, there's too much oil.' They - they came back yesterday. Did you see the report? They want to reduce oil production. Do you think they're our friends? They're not our friends. -- Donald Trump
I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So the way to get round it was to become the school joker, which I did quite effectively - I was always fooling around to make the people who would otherwise dump me in the loo laugh. -- Alain de Botton
Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? -- J. D. Salinger
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around. -- Patton Oswalt
Actors are steeped in a world of agents and where the next job is coming from and what are their expenses and what is the hotel like. You want to take them out of that world and dump them into another world, so that when you meet them on the screen they don't seem like the guy who was in two others movies that year. -- Danny Boyle
Do it, delegate it, delay it, or dump it. -- Jack Canfield
Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. -- Fred Thompson
It's not health care reform to dump more money into Medicaid. -- Phil Bredesen
I either delegate something, I dump it, or I deal with it, -- Daniel L. Doctoroff
I either delegate something, I dump it, or I deal with it. -- Daniel L. Doctoroff
Artists of the world arise - it's time to dump your dealers. -- Mark Kostabi
We were always going to dump him when we found a decent drummer. -- John Lennon
Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump. -- Rocky Marciano
Leave it to a boy to make the Faerie Realms look like a dump. -- Kiersten White
Alone among businesses, the fossil-fuel industry is allowed to dump its main waste, carbon dioxide, for free -- Bill McKibben
Aurora, you're a child, live like one, don't act like one. Enjoy the innocence, dump the immaturity. -- Noorilhuda
I kind of feel like people like to dump on 'Home Improvement,' and I don't know why. -- Patricia Richardson
Greed squeezes your dreams into a portable size, so that failure can easily carry them to dump somewhere. -- Israelmore Ayivor
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. -- Theodore Stevens
You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun. -- Katie MacAlister
My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid. -- Seth MacFarlane
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... even in houses commonly held to be 'booky' one finds, nine times out of ten, not a library but a book-dump. -- Edith Wharton
What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car -- Simone Elkeles
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns. -- Jenny McCarthy
Our minds can be kept free of anxiety as we dump the load of our cares on the Lord in prayer. -- Charles R. Swindoll
Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius. -- Sheila Heti
I wanted to come up with a hybrid show of sorts that wasn't your traditional 'dump and stir' type of cooking show. -- Debi Mazar
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You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better. -- Zach Braff
I think breastfeeding is part of what helped me lose my baby weight. I just dump it all into my chubby little son. -- Mary Elizabeth Ellis
I'm an average guy. I wasn't the dude who was gonna sit at the stage and dump all my paycheck into the girl. -- Joe Manganiello
Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up. -- Frankie Boyle
I'm staying," Henry said, annoyed. "Why?" "Because, if I leave, it would be like abandoning two mentally challenged people in a nuclear waste dump. -- Lisa Lutz
it's a rare day when she speaks in anything but platitudes--all those exhausted phrases and hand-me-down ideas that cram the dump sites of contemporary wisdom -- Paul Auster
Hackney at certain epochs has given itself suburban airs and graces, before being slapped down and consigned once more to the dump bin of aborted ambition. -- Iain Sinclair
If I had high-ticker 10 percent financing, which would probably be the market rate, I would have to dump stuff. The interest payments would be killing me. -- Barry Sternlicht
Blogging and the Internet allow us to engage in a lot more real time conversations as opposed to a one-way dump of information or a message. -- Indra Nooyi
What these people do here is obviously not working. They sit in their commuter traffic hour after hour. They make the earth a toxic waste dump. -- Frederick Lenz
What these people do here is obviously not working. They sit in their commuter traffic hour after hour. They make the earth a toxic waste dump. -- Frederick Lenz
I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body. -- Jarod Kintz
Viewers don't care how big media companies are. They care whether they can dump those they don't like, whether because of lousy service or because of crummy shows. -- Virginia Postrel
There exists a huge dump of worn-out metaphors which have lost all evocative power and are merely used because they save people the trouble of inventing phrases for themselves. -- George Orwell
You can't dump one cup of sugar into the ocean and expect to get syrup. If everybody sweetened her own cup of water, then things would begin to change. -- Florynce Kennedy
I was a garbage man in New Jersey in summers during college at Yale. Everybody else got to go to Switzerland and I got to go to the dump. -- Tom Perrotta
There are some who'd hardly lift a finger for kindness, but they would haul up a load of rock to dump on some soul they think's been too lucky. -- Barbara Kingsolver
But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and had them start off screaming, "BOO! -- Jim Butcher
The solid waste is returned to Earth with the shuttle. If we [astronauts] ever dump solid waste overboard, it's going to give new meaning to wishing upon a falling star. -- Mike Mullane
There's absolutely no way you can go barreling into second and dump a guy on a double play, like you should do, when you've been fraternizing with him before a game. -- Frank Robinson
I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices and overlooking the dump I'm living in. -- Jack Benny
This WikiLeaks document dump is showing - it's demonstrating, it is illustrating - that there is no boundary between the media and the Democrat Party, that it's one and the same. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
This WikiLeaks document dump is showing - it's demonstrating, it is illustrating - that there is no boundary between the media and the Democrat Party, that it's one and the same. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
Our favorite: a former garbage dump converted into a riverside park. I first ran there more than 30 years ago when a marathon passed through this park that later became home to Pre's Trail. -- Joe Henderson
While I hear from readers all the time that they love learning new things, I never want to do an "info-dump." Boring! I try to include enticing details and skip all the rest. -- Jane Cleland
I don't like to dump the dressing on top of the greens. Instead, I pour it against the side of the bowl - using only enough to glaze the leaves - then toss. -- Bobby Flay
With Los Angeles, it's kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it's marvelous, and sometimes I think it's a dump. It's so fake and I can't deal with how fake it is. -- Joe Elliott
Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo -- Cora Carmack
The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony; for every ponderable chunk of it there is a brave truth-seeker's grave upon some lonely ash-dump and a soul roasting in hell. -- H. L. Mencken
yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares... -- Hiroko Sakai
You can't flood the market with every TV show, every reality show, and dump your library into the market all at one time and not have some kind of game plan in terms of pricing. -- Bill Mechanic
Just like you could dump oil into the Cuyahoga in the 60s and let someone else foot the bill, today you can pump CO2 into the atmosphere and let the whole world foot the bill. -- Ramez Naam
I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have to dump her. Then I'd kill myself because I couldn't live without her. -- Dean Koontz

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