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My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. -- Steven Wright
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. -- Lou Holtz
I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the mail. -- Dan Fogelberg
I'm not a public figure at all. I don't really go out a lot to places where there are people like those who sit at the bottom of your driveway. -- Catherine Keener
Driveway basketball, playing against the boys, watching Magic and Michael. -- Michael Bamberger
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. -- Paul Reiser
Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway. -- Marilyn vos Savant
When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts. -- Mark Indelicato
Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway. -- Meg Tilly
I want to have a family and I'd like to live in a lovely big house, with a massive driveway and gates and loads of kids. -- Jennifer Ellison
All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on the front lawn. -- Christopher Titus
It always amazes me to think that every house on every street is full of so many stories; so many triumphs and tragedies, and all we see are yards and driveways. -- Glenn Close
I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another? -- Paul Simon
She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus. -- Greg Behrendt
I tend to like the last sentence I just wrote, which is: 'It was late in the fall and the trees lining our driveway had turned red like a row of burning matches.' -- Jess Walter
When I was coming home from school as a youngster, and I saw my dad's car in the driveway, I would go to a friend's house. I connected my dad being there with fear. -- Joe Torre
Seasonal change in Los Angeles is often a very subtle thing. It's not as if we finally stop having to shovel the snow out of our driveways and can put our parkas back in the closet. -- Henry Rollins
My dad put up a great hoop in our front yard in our driveway. I was in Oregon, so I had to be out there in the rain. We didn't always have a gym to go to. -- Kevin Love
I live with my family on the top of a hill in the country, and during the days, my house is quiet, save for the occasional excitement of the FedEx truck heading up the driveway. I write. -- Dani Shapiro
I rode it once, which was up the driveway in the opening credits of the show. I didn't know how to stop it. I actually nearly killed the director of photography, and I smashed into the sound truck. -- Henry Winkler
The simple life on the farm was everything to me. Nothing was more relaxing after a long plane flight than to reach the winding driveway that led up to my house. The quiet of the night was more soothing than a sleeping pill. -- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble. Most of them have had their boats sitting in their driveways long enough to be registered historical landmarks. -- Dave Barry
My parents strapped a pair of plastic skis on my boots when I was two years old and sent me down our driveway in Vail. Of course, they were holding on to me the whole time, but that was my first experience 'skiing.' -- Mikaela Shiffrin
Surveys often show people would prefer a detached house with a lawn and driveway to an apartment. I understand this. It's not my place to presume to tell people where they can live. But perhaps that dream will simply not be possible in the future. -- Norman Foster
Even though it's hard to learn how to back your car out the driveway at first, once it becomes a habit, you can do it almost automatically and think about something else, like the meeting that you need to go to today or what's on the radio. -- Charles Duhigg
The stones in your driveway may have come from the slaves who spend all day breaking rocks because it's cheaper for the company to get them from India, where the labor is free. We are all connected. And we all have human value. That's what my work is about. -- Lisa Kristine
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One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a '78 Corvette, '78 or '76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it's just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday. -- Sevyn Streeter
I cannot, will never, understand these couples who hate each other, who conduct open warfare in front of their children - the kind of people who have to drop the kids off at the end of the driveway in case they lay eyes on one another. At the very least, civility must reign. -- John Niven
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign. -- Bill Engvall
In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the Santa Monica Canyon. I wrote thousands of pages there, but in order to see another adult human being, I had to steal out through the brambly side of the house, along the driveway down to the street. -- Mona Simpson
You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway. -- Scott Adams
When you fly across the country in an airplane the country seems vast; but it isn't vast. It's all connected by roads one can ride a bike down. If you watch the news and there's a tragedy at a house in Kansas, that guy's driveway connects with yours, and you'd be surprised by how few roads it takes to get there. -- Donald Miller
My real dream is to have a whole, like, buy a whole piece of land. Imagine, like, a long driveway. Like, a cul de sac-type street, with maybe, like, seven houses. Me be right here. Have my mom be able to be right here. My brother over here. My girl's grandmother and family right here. Friends over there. That's my real dream. -- J. Cole
You're not allowed to park a truck in your driveway. You're not allowed to work on your house on Sunday. The people who enforce these laws are nuts. After I wrote a column on this, I got I don't know how many letters from Coral Gables homeowners, story after story after story, wonderfully horrible stories. And the venom they felt for their own government! -- Dave Barry
What does the Right have to show for eight years of a Republican presidency? I supported George W. Bush in 2000 because I thought he had a conservative bone in his body somewhere. I supported him in 2004 because I thought him the lesser of two evils. At this point, I wouldn't let the fool park his car in my driveway. Bruce Bartlett was right, every damn word. -- John Derbyshire
The road to success just might be your driveway. -- Joey Reiman
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas. -- John Cleese
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. -- Justin Bieber
Silver Avalanche coming up the driveway," calls Jeffrey from upstairs."What are you, security?" I call back. -- Cynthia Hand
Silver Avalanche coming up the driveway," calls Jeffrey from upstairs."What are you, security?" I call back." -- Cynthia Hand
I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage). -- Jarod Kintz
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car. -- Milton Berle
So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party -- Stephen Chbosky
Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage. -- Dave Eggers
I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway... -- Redman
I'm kind of a hermit. Left to my own devices, I won't submerge myself in anything further afield than the driveway. -- John Darnielle
Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. "Don't drive like you! Make it fast! -- Peter Lerangis
Disappeared like fog in a stiff morning breeze, teen revilers when a squad car creeps up the driveway, roaches when the kitchen light comes on. -- Dennis Vickers
That`s instinct, you catch and you shoot. I`ve done it hundreds of thousands of times in my driveway. It`s what I`ve practiced. -- John Paxson
The first snow always startles. It covers the tricycle in the driveway, turning its frame into an abstact sculpture that says: See how quickly yesterday turns into today. -- Peggy Noonan
People spend their lives searching for their one true love, their other half. I found mine in college, dancing in a fraternity house driveway. Lucky for me, she found me right back. -- Jack Carter
People spend their lives searching for their one true love, their other half. I found mine in college, dancing in a fraternity house driveway. Lucky for me, she found me right back." -- J. Sterling

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