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Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. -- Elizabeth McCracken
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. -- Bob Newhart
We're taught at an early age that we're not good enough. That someone else has to choose us in order for us to be"¦what? Blessed? Rich? Certified? Legitimized? Educated? Partnership material? -- James Altucher
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. -- Bob Newhart
Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People will be happy to give up most of their culture for the assurance that the tiny bit that comes through is safe and clean. White noise -- Chuck Palahniuk
Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People will be happy to give up most of their culture for the assurance that the tiny bit that comes through is safe and clean. White noise. -- Chuck Palahniuk
I saw this French woman, this English man in Italy. It was a film [Certified Copy] I knew well, but I had already seen it, and I was familiar with it, and I had no feeling of anxiety or responsibility toward it. -- Abbas Kiarostami
Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian. -- William Goldman
I am a certified yoga teacher and I love to cycle and swim. -- Cara Buono
Charter schools have a far higher proportion of teachers who are not certified. -- Maggie Gallagher
If I change my name again y'all can have me certified as crazy. Alright? -- Puff Daddy
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. -- Elvis Presley
For a while after college, I was thinking of becoming a fitness trainer, and I am a certified aqua trainer. -- Dylan Lauren
Of course everybody's thinking evolves over time. Only dead people cease learning, and I am not certified dead yet. So I am still learning. -- Meles Zenawi
I would anticipate that the Electoral College will be held on the 13th of December, and our 20 electorate votes will go to the certified winner. -- Ken Blackwell
Massachusetts has prohibited most financial advisers from using titles like 'certified senior adviser,' and some of the largest insurers, including MetLife and Genworth Financial, have similar rules. -- Charles Duhigg
I think because I am as earnest as I am, people were accepting of my evolving into a certified, legitimate, and grown up and I did take three years off. -- Claire Danes
CrossFit is all about constantly-varied, high-intensity movements. And to do these movements, you have to have a certified coach to take you through this - or any type of physical activity. -- Bob Harper
I took a whole stunt course and pretty much got certified as a stunt driver. It's ridiculous how easy it is once you understand the car and know how to do it. -- Aaron Paul
I made that decision back in 1985. I was out here getting certified in SCUBA with Garcia in Kona and I thought to myself, this is a place to wake up in in the morning. -- Bill Kreutzmann
When I opened the world's largest Internet cafe, certified by the 'Guinness Book of Records,' in Times Square in New York, I was live on 'Good Morning America,' and for me, that was an achievement. -- Stelios Haji-Ioannou
To have transactions made on your web site via credit card, you must be PCI compliant. Businesses make the mistake of thinking that because you passed the requirements and are PCI certified, you are immune to attacks. -- Kevin Mitnick
I could be a yoga instructor. I'm not certified, but I could do it. Once I did a class where the instructor didn't show up, and I just went to the front and did it, and everyone followed. So I've done it before, and I love it. -- Nina Dobrev
If Al Gore had allowed us and if the Florida Supreme Court had not intervened and rewritten the law, which they're not supposed to do, we could have certified, which is a mere procedural action, and then after that, they could have petitioned any justice for a recount statewide with uniform standards. -- Katherine Harris
When someone builds a bridge, he uses engineers who have been certified as knowing what they are doing. Yet when someone builds you a software program, he has no similar certification, even though your safety may be just as dependent upon that software working as it is upon the bridge supporting your weight. -- Dave Parnas
As someone who came to New York in the 1970s, I was, like so many of my friends, a certified member of what we now call the 99 percent - and I was a lot closer to the bottom than to the top of that 99 percent. At some point during the intervening years, I moved into the 1 percent. -- Graydon Carter
I am, of course, directly descended from Brian Boru, the last king of Ireland, a fact certified by my mother and therefore beyond dispute. But as everybody else with a drop of Irish blood in his carcass is also a guaranteed descendant of the old billy goat, I am not overly arrogant because of this royal strain. -- Preston Sturges
Growing up in Alaska, they don't really teach you to swim there. I learned to swim just a few summers ago with Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard. She did great, and right after that I went to get scuba certified. I had fun with it. I didn't really get scared, but some people thought that was a risk. -- Holly Madison
I try my best to eat healthy the majority of the time so that I feel good and have more energy. I am so passionate about eating healthily, I am actually certified in nutrition. I try my best to eat organic whenever possible, but it's important not to be too strict about it. Just do the best you can. -- Miranda Kerr
I'm an NRA-certified Expert Rifleman. -- Andy Cohen
People are just waiting around to get certified -- Frank Zappa
Over-certified adjectives are the mark of most best-seller writing -- Norman Mailer
I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is... -- Larry Wall
I would like it to be certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. -- Rob Thomas
My psychiatrist said I had charisma so at least I'm certified -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
Being self-taught is no disgrace; but being self-certified is another matter. -- Hugh Nibley
If I change my name again y'all can have me certified as crazy. Alright? -- Puff Daddy
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The Spider as an Artist Has never been employed- Though his surpassing Merit Is freely certified. -- Emily Dickinson
I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth. -- Bill Burr
I think every school needs a protection plan with a either police officer or certified armed security. -- Wayne LaPierre
I used to take culinary arts at Job Corps so I'm a certified chef. I could cook chicken alfredo. -- Gorilla Zoe
Any enlightenment which requires to be authenticated, certified, recognized, congratulated, is (as yet) a false, or at least incomplete one. -- Reginald Horace Blyth
That's when I heard the sounds of a certified genius spinning around in circles like a dog chasing its tail. -- Ally Carter
Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman. -- William F. Buckley, Jr.
The first company to produce a certified two seat electric aircraft with a 1.5 hour range will dominate the aviation training market. -- Erik Lindbergh
There is no business like show business. There is also no business like certified public accounting, but that doesn't rhyme as well. -- Craig Shaw Gardner
I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. -- Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek
I would anticipate that the Electoral College will be held on the 13th of December, and our 20 electorate votes will go to the certified winner. -- Ken Blackwell
Yoga is really big - I'm actually a certified teacher, although I've never taught classes at a studio. I really find myself drawn to more traditional styles. -- Stephanie Ellis
Becoming a mother has made me even more aware and more passionate about nutrition and wellness. So much so that I am now a certified health coach practitioner. -- Miranda Kerr
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't. -- W. C. Fields
I hate with a bitter hatred the names of lentils haricots - those pretentious cheats of the appetite, those tabulated humbugs, those certified aridites calling themselves human food! -- George Gissing
Some certified nut Will try to tell you it's poetry, (It's extraordinary, it makes a great deal of sense) But watch out or he'll start with some New notion or other.... -- John Ashbery
The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers. -- Ogden Nash
Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is still theoretically possible ... faith is the readiness to act in a cause the prosperous issue of which is not certified to us in advance. -- William James
It is very difficult to make a vigorous, plausible, and job-risking defense of an estimate that is derived by no quantitative method, supported by little data, and certified chiefly by the hunches of the managers -- Fred Brooks
The 20-G Centrifuge is our largest facility certified for use by humans. Its capabilities make it a unique NASA resource and a very versatile research tool that is ideal for developing health-maintenance activities for astronauts. -- Jeff Smith

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