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Britney Spears is a legend -- Lily Allen
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man. -- Eminem
I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney. -- Andy Cohen
How can you not like Britney Spears? -- Lindsay Lohan
Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker. -- Snoop Dogg
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot! -- Dane Cook
Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound. -- Dean Koontz
It's refreshing to hear something that's pop but doesn't sound like Britney Spears. -- Siobhan Fahey
My whole life is controversy. What can I do? I'm like Britney Spears! -- Andrej Pejic
Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. -- Madonna Ciccone
Britney Spears is definitely my favorite past Candie's girl; her campaigns were gorgeous. -- Lea Michele
I'm the smartest celebrity youâ??ve ever dealt with. Iâ??m not Britney Spears. -- Kanye West
I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell. -- Lewis Black
(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy. -- Robbie Williams
Britney painted her finger nails and it really seemed like they had a blast. -- Shar Jackson
I dont care if youre Britney freakin Spears, nobody is going to steal my spotlight! -- Trish Stratus
Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter. -- Christian Finnegan
I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better, but I don't wanna outshine her. -- Jamie Lynn Spears
I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her. -- Jamie Lynn Spears
I'm glad I got to introduce myself to America by doing a Britney [Spears] song, haha! -- Melanie Martinez
If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her. -- Sheena Easton
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? -- Amy Poehler
In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga and Britney Spears. -- Daniel Ek
Britney Spears told an interviewer if she weren't famous, she would be a teacher. So thank God she's famous. -- Jay Leno
In China today, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America today, Britney Spears is Britney Spears-and that is our problem. -- Thomas Friedman
You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, she's still on TV. -- T-Pain
It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'. -- Simon Le Bon
The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Britney Spears. -- J.R. Ward
If I can change bodies with anyone, it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears? -- Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did. -- Madonna Ciccone
Britney [Spears]'s actually kind of like a broken-down shell of a human being, that's what makes her so endearing and compelling. -- Moby
I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move. -- George Clooney
It was Britney's movie. I liked that movie. It didn't get too much love, but a lot of people really liked it. -- Taryn Manning
My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out okay. -- Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Many people think I try to be like Lady Gaga but what they don't know is that I'm a Britney Spears wanna be. -- Katy Perry
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting. -- Chelsea Handler
Madonna, eat your heart out, Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10-million plus. -- Spencer Pratt
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out. -- Billie Joe Armstrong
About losing a spot on The Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: "I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going. -- Jessica Simpson
I was always obsessed with other performers doing their thing, and Britney 'Live in Las Vegas' from 2001 is my absolute favorite tour DVD of all time. -- Betty Who
I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence. -- Jessica Simpson
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! -- Joel McHale
There's definitely a whole different vibe on the set when there's like basically royalty working with us. We could have whatever we wanted. I felt like Britney Spears. -- Taryn Manning
I was raised on a farm in East Tennessee, and my first concert was Britney Spears. It's my job as a country music artist to be honest about that. -- Kelsea Ballerini
When you deejay a party, a good DJ's job is to take care of the crowd. If people want to hear Britney Spears, that's what you're supposed to do. -- Neil Armstrong
Although I fancy Britney, I think Shakira is hot too. Maybe I could let them fight over me. I'm a young lad and I've got to keep my options open. -- Gareth Gates
I'm not really interested in a ton of female musicians but there is something about Britney that compelled me - the way she sings and just the way she looks. -- Lana Del Rey
Britney and I wore matching denim outfits [to the 2001 American Music Awards]. Yeah, another bad choice. I'd probably pay good money to get some of those pictures off the internet. -- Justin Timberlake
I'm not claiming to appeal to the same people that Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears are going to appeal to. I'm not trying to. I'm doing what I want to do. -- Madonna Ciccone
I was at school when Britney Spears' 'Baby One More Time' came out. I changed my uniform to look like hers. I just looked slutty after that, so thank you, Britney. -- Alexa Chung
I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death. -- Gary Numan
My friend is having his period," I told the pizza guy, and handed him his tip. "He needs Britney and extra cheese to get him through it. I'm trying to be supportive. -- Maggie Stiefvater
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records. -- Elton John
The fact that the public are mesmerised by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and all these miserable people makes me laugh because those celebrities are more miserable than the people reading about them for escapism. -- Corey Taylor
I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. -- Avril Lavigne
I think Justin Timberlake verges on being gay, he gets gay airplay. Britney gets loads as well. If you're male and you're black you're not going to get much play in a gay club. -- Andy Bell
When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics. -- Moby
If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to conclusion that all the world's society is based on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He'd be amazed that our society hasn't collapsed. -- Michio Kaku
Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears all the rappers, they're doing my dances and they're making billions doing my dances. When they do that little thing they do with their hands that's The Fly and The Pony. -- Chubby Checker
Britney Spears. Because she's a girl, I wouldn't smack her - I'd lock her in a closet with poisonous spiders or something. Let her think about what she's doing to the youth culture of America. -- Brandon Boyd
Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit. -- Chelsea Handler
I don't turn Britney Spears into a star. I have to spot that these people are going to be stars, in the future, and say, "Okay, these guys have cultural validity and they're going to pop." -- Joseph M. Kahn
Did you see Britney Spears at the Video Music Awards? I don't want to say that that performance was a disaster, but after the show, I saw Rudy Giuliani having his picture taken standing on her. -- Bill Maher
When I was on the 'Mickey Mouse Club,' there was Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling and Christine Aguilera. But they were 12 and I was 17, so there was a bit of an age difference. -- Keri Russell
To get a big hit single you've got to go a bit dance. You've got to go a bit Britney. I don't think I can do that - well, I could but it wouldn't look very seemly!. -- Paul McCartney
I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage? -- Zach Braff
Is letting our children watch TV a form of child abuse? If our children grow up knowing everything about Britney Spears and nothing about nature or faith, about anything, is that not a form of child abuse? -- Patch Adams
Klaus from the Teddybears, Bloodshy and Avant and Mike Snow, they've done lots of Britney Spears production. They went backwards from production to being in a band, which might be cool. I might do that, too, one day. -- Diplo
If Britney Spears can party it up in Vegas with one of her boys and go get married on a whim and annul her marriage the next day, why can't a loving same sex couple tie the knot? -- Brendon Ayanbadejo
We never thought it would be something everyone would listen to. We never thought people who listen to Britney Spears would run to listen to it. It was intended for people on the fanatical side of production and hi-fi. -- Wayne Coyne
Britney Spears can't hold a conversation. (mind controlled) The ultimate meltdown was Britney Spears. But she (Spears) can't hold a conversation. No. They have someone who feeds her what she is supposed to say. Like she can't hold a conversation. -- Adrienne Bailon
My dad's quite a conservative person, and he brought me up to be very questioning of the commercial world. He looked down on pop culture. I definitely got the impression that pop was evil and that Britney Spears was evil. -- Marina and the Diamonds
I hope Britney doesn't get bummed out that Lindsey is a better singer. It is not Lindsey saying it, it's me. Lindsey would never say that. She's an actress first. It's just a bonus that she can dance and sing. -- Virginia Madsen
My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. And I was like, 'No, I don't want to!' she was like, 'You're going to be a performer, you need to see other people.' -- Avril Lavigne
Part of the reason I fell in love with dance so early was because of people like Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, and Britney Spears. When they would dance onstage and in their videos, that was huge for me. I lived for that. -- Tinashe
The pirating thing is bad. The people it hurts the most are the ones you least think it hurts. It's not the big Britney Spears albums that are being pirated; it's the indie bands that don't have two cents to their name -- Rob Zombie
The pirating thing is bad. The people it hurts the most are the ones you least think it hurts. It's not the big Britney Spears albums that are being pirated; it's the indie bands that don't have two cents to their name. -- Rob Zombie
I just like food too much, and I don't want to change. I spent so much of childhood trying to change, and I just got sick of it... I don't want to look like Britney Spears, I just don't want to. She's hideous. -- Beth Ditto
If you write a hit song for Britney Spears, it's worth several million dollars. Just one song! And it might have taken you two hours to do it. It's like mining for gold. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of technique. -- Jewel
Science is given almost no visibility in the media. If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to the conclusion that all the world's society is based on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He'd be amazed that our society hasn't collapsed. -- Michio Kaku
Our audience is all the girls who made Britney a huge star. Those are the girls who bought the book. I didn't read the book at first. I read the script just to see what I would think of the script and I really liked it. -- Virginia Madsen
Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan... If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break. -- Dolly Parton
People don't analyze Britney Spears' lyrics 'cause they're so obvious, you know? And her image is so kind of blah and mainstream that who really wants to read between the lines, because it's all so out there in front of you and boring and white bread. -- Juliana Hatfield
There is no truth to the rumors that we hate each other. I have no ill feeling for [Britney Spears] and vice versa. I am proud of all the achievements she has made in her career, she is a very hard-working person. I have nothing but love for her. -- Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears is a big influence. Huge. I think people thought I was joking about that for a long time. But when I was a teenager, there was a genuine connection with this sweet girl who also had this very sexual side that people didn't really want to accept. -- Marina and the Diamonds
The first CD that I ever bought was 'Britney Spears.' It was at a 7-Eleven and I was like, 'Can I get this?' It was literally her EP and I picked it up and, of course, I fell in love with her. It was an early crush for me. -- Joe Jonas
Britney: My love doesn't scare me. Other people's love scares me. -- Britney Spears
It's interesting in American culture. We like to build people up and then push them off the pedestal, and then we want to see them come back. Like Britney Spears, and a lot of people, it's what we do, and it's not like that in other parts of the world. -- Simon Rex
I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. -- Ron Ben-Israel
I've worked with all sorts of random people - everybody from Metallica to Britney Spears to Ozzy Osbourne to Michael Jackson to the Beastie Boys. I've got a really strange CV. It's interesting - I work with a lot of these disparate, different people to learn what it's like to work with random people. -- Moby
When I sing along with Britney Spears I will sing in an American accent. But eventually I found my own voice. My songs are so brutally honest, it would be alien to sing in any accent other than my own. Don't get me wrong - I can imitate singers. I can do bar mitzvahs and weddings. -- Ellie Goulding
Anyone would be embarrassed of what they did at 15 or 16. I listen back to that first record, and I'm like, 'Compared to what my contemporaries were doing, it was crappy.' You listen to an early Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera song, and they are great pop songs. I just don't feel like on that first record I got anywhere near anything great. -- Mandy Moore
I do sing in the car. I actually sing Britney Spears songs in the car - me and a close friend of mine. She lives in West Palm and I live in Miami, and when we're going back and forth to see each other, we sing: 'Oh, Baby Baby.' We sing all these 1990s songs. We're like two 14-year-old kids just having a good time. -- Kelly Rowland
i dont want to be compared to britney,ashlee,hilary or lindsay. i want to be compared to me. -- Avril Lavigne

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