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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. -- Ann Landers
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley. -- Ann Landers
If you done it, it ain't bragging. -- Walt Whitman
It ain't bragging if you can do it. -- Dizzy Dean
It's not bragging if you can back it up. -- Muhammad Ali
I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars. -- Steve Guttenberg
There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. -- Johnny Unitas
I've been bragging for over 25 years that my first New York Times bestseller was a book I copied from the U.S. Government Printing Office! -- Matthew Lesko
Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don't put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It's something you're supposed to do. Now, you can't go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That's stupid. -- Chuck D
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable. -- Bill Maher
Bragging often precedes begging. -- B. C. Forbes
Boasts are wind and deeds are hard. -- Isaac Asimov
He toss my salad like his name Romaine -- Nicki Minaj
For God hates utterly the bray of bragging tongues. -- Sophocles
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil -- Nicki Minaj
Every man who praises himself brushes the luster from his best efforts. -- Ellen G. White
Anyway I got a tight little honey dip That's why these niggas get tight when honey dip -- Nicki Minaj
Successful stocks don't tell you when to sell. When you feel like bragging, it's probably time to sell. -- John Neff
You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without advertising. -- John Nance Garner
If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. -- Natasha Leggero
If I seem to boast more than is becoming, my excuse is that I brag for humanity rather than for myself. -- Henry David Thoreau
Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass. -- William Shakespeare
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. -- E. W. Howe
A person is bound to lose when he talks about himself; if he belittles himself, he is believed; if he praises himself, he isn't believed. -- Michel de Montaigne
Bragging about what a good deal you got is one of the many great art forms that my people, the Jews, have introduced to American culture. -- David Brooks
There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Bragging is often merely a ladder we build for ourselves out of words when we are afraid we are not tall enough in the eyes of the world. It is an unwitting confession to low self-esteem. -- P.M. Forni
If you done it, it ain't bragging -- Walt Whitman
We ought to be bragging about Florida! -- Rick Scott
I'm just glad that I have bragging rights to working with Bugs and Daffy. -- Brendan Fraser
I've been stackin' up like I'm fundraising Most people in my position get complacent -- Drake
Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. -- Johnny Unitas
I'm a very proud Australian, always bragging about our country wherever I am in the world. -- Kylie Minogue
Without bragging, I've been blessed to have five of the greatest statistical years for a running back. -- Shaun Alexander
Hip-hop deals with bragging and braggadocio, being boastful. It's always been about who's got the most money. -- Two Chainz
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut -- Ernest Hemingway
OVO that's major shit, Toronto with me that's mayor shit Gettin cheddar packs like KD, OKC that's player shit -- Drake
I'm not bragging, but just going Sunday to Sunday, it will be a real rare game when I don't catch a pass. -- Steve Largent
The rivalry is huge between South Carolina and Clemson. It's major bragging rights; one of the most intense things I've been a part of. -- William Perry
In Missouri, where I come from, we don't talk about what we do - we just do it. If we talk about it, it's seen as bragging. -- Brad Pitt
Honesty is about the scars. It's about the blemishes. But it's more than just bragging about failure, which could be a form of ego. It's about truly helping people. -- James Altucher
I want each and every West Virginian to have bragging rights. I want to stop playing defense and start playing offense. So, together, let us grab the reins of history. -- Joe Manchin
I remember rap music. We used to party and dance off of it. Today it's all about a whole different angle... Rappers are going against each other, and it's more of a bragging, boasting thing. -- Flavor Flav
One thing I have learned in my painful career as a gambler is that bragging when you get lucky and win a few games will plunge you into gloom and unacceptable beatings very soon. It happens every time. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television... I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do. -- Bob Uecker
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. -- Carl Hiaasen
I mean, if you're proud of what you've done when you've served in the military, well then we call that bragging. And if you are unhappy about what happened, we call that complaining. And so what are you going to do? -- Karl Marlantes
I would say things like 'I am the greatest! I'm pretty! If you talk jive, you'll drop in five! I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I'm pretty!' When white people heard me talking like this, some said, 'That black man talks too much. He's bragging.' -- Muhammad Ali
The way 'The Icarus Girl' came about was by me just basically bragging it with a literary agent and telling him I'd written 150 pages when I'd only written 20. And I think it was when the agent e-mailed me back right the very next day after sending him the 20 pages and asking to see the other 130. -- Helen Oyeyemi
Confession without repentance is just bragging. -- Herbert Eugene Bolton
I don't fight for bragging rights. -- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Its not bragging if its true. -- Sara Shepard
I don't fight for bragging rights. I've proved myself. -- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
My father always said, 'It ain't bragging if it's true.' -- Rex Smith
Frida Kahlo taught me a lot without ever bragging about anything. -- Chavela Vargas
I got a nice jumper on me, and i'm not just bragging. -- Bow Wow
To a friend, achievement is good news, to an enemy, it's bragging. -- Vanna Bonta
There is no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth. -- Curt Flood
You have to give yourself credit, not too much because that would be bragging. -- Frank McCourt
The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery--amputation at the neck. -- Evan Esar
You'll never catch me bragging about goals, but I'll talk all you want about my assists. -- Wayne Gretzky
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. -- Will Rogers
I knew I was as good as anybody. That's not really bragging; it's just that I'd put the time in. -- Larry Bird
I knew a woman who went about bragging of her troubles, so, of course, she always had something to brag about. -- Florence Scovel Shinn
Celebrate your victories! Be verbal about it. Haters will say you're bragging, but those who love you will celebrate with you. -- Steve Maraboli
I try to avoid calling myself a poet because I think that's something someone else has to call you. It's like bragging. -- Dorianne Laux
There's no point in bragging in the good times. Your friends don't need to hear it and your enemies won't believe it anyway. -- Paul Orfalea
I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee. -- Henry Kirke White
I'm better when I'm an autodidact and things just come. Or you're just blessed. I'm not bragging or anything, it just comes to you. -- Stephen Malkmus
[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style. -- Dorothy Parker
Modest. When they meet me, they think I'm going to be outgoing, but I like things low-key. I don't like people to think I'm bragging. -- Laura Prepon
At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit. -- Aziz Ansari
I want to hear the artist. I want to hear them give me something that I can relate to, other than the fact that everything's about bragging. -- Nas
Though we are perpetually bragging of it [the middle class] as our safety, it is nothing but a poor fringe on the mantle of the upper class. -- Charles Dickens
All men will be Peters in their bragging tongue, and most men will be Peters in their base denial; but few men will be Peters in their quick repentance. -- Owen Feltham
If you have to design something, choose things that we need as opposed to frivolous things that we might just want for a month or two for bragging rights. -- Saul Griffith
Honesty is about the scars. Its about the blemishes. But its more than just bragging about failure, which could be a form of ego. Its about truly helping people. -- James Altucher
Why is Mitt Romney not bragging: 'I covered all these people'? Why can't the Democrats sell the idea, we're trying to make you well? Is that such a hard sale? -- Bill Maher
Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. -- Jeffrey Zeldman
Great quotation collections glean the millennia, distill essences, and battle for bragging rights about who's bigger, who's smarter, who's best. Who-knows-who-said-what has a market, a history, and a hall of fame. -- Willis Regier
An awful lot of people keep a stock too long because it gives them warm fuzzies "? particularly when a contrarian stance has been vindicated. If they sell it, they lose bragging rights. -- John Neff
There is no question in my mind that Zionists, these Jewish radicals that they dominate Hollywood, nobody argues about the show you in the Los Angeles Times article by Joel Stein bragging about it. -- David Duke
Between these two, the denying of sins, which we have done, and the bragging of sins, which we have not done, what a space, what a compass is there, for millions of millions of sins! -- John Donne

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