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  • Can we save the live demo for later, please? Bean Sidhe in angst, here. -- Rachel Vincent
  • Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it. -- Lisi Harrison
  • Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles. -- Gena Showalter
  • If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now -- Lauren Child
  • I'm not stupid!" In Bean's experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy. -- Orson Scott Card
  • The House has noticed the Prime Minister's remarkable transformation in the past few weeks, from Stalin to Mr. Bean. -- Vince Cable
  • I saw Frances Bean at a Blink 182 show. And she was with a guy who looked just like Kurt Cobain. -- King Tuff
  • Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat? -- Arthur Conan Doyle
  • In high school there were so many Jennifers, I had all sorts of names, including Jo-Jen, Jenna, Jenna-Bean, and Jenny A. -- Jennifer Aniston
  • If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • Mr. Bean is at his best when he is not using words, but I am equally at home in both verbal and nonverbal expression. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a character mostly in his 30s and 40s. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • Bean could see the hunger in their eyes. Not the regular hunger, for food, but the real hunger, the deep hunger, for family, for love, for belonging. -- Orson Scott Card
  • I want to be the kind of boy you are, thought Bean. But I donâ??t want to go through what youâ??ve been through to get there. -- Orson Scott Card
  • It's the difficulty we had with Mr. Bean, actually, when it went from TV to film. You certainly discover that you need to explain more about a character. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • Without wanting to claim that I'm really like James Bond I would certainly prefer to be thought of as closer to James Bond than Mr. Bean most definitely. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • Mr. Bean is essentially a child trapped in the body of a man. All cultures identify with children in a similar way, so he has this bizarre global outreach. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • I'm very pleased with being a part of the Bean Pole family. It's a relationship that makes sense to me. I'm very pleased to have my name associated with Bean Pole Jeans. -- Wentworth Miller
  • I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean's life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to. -- Rowan Atkinson
  • My only non-acting job was being a barista at Coffee Bean. While I was in college, and I had a blast! I loved making drinks because I got to be like a mad scientist. -- Troian Bellisario
  • I need you to be clever, Bean. I need you to think of solutions to problems we haven't seen yet. I want you to try things that no one has ever tried because they're absolutely stupid. -- Orson Scott Card
  • Come in, Bean. Come in Julian Delphiki, longed-for child of good and loving parents. Come in, kidnapped child, hostage of fate. Come and talk to the Fates, who are playing such clever little games with your life. -- Orson Scott Card
  • The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve? -- Ann Coulter
  • O my son Absalom,' Bean said softly, knowing for the first time the kind of anguish that could tear such words from a manâ??s mouth. 'my son, my son Absalom. Would God I could die for thee, O Absalom, my son. My sons! -- Orson Scott Card
  • Bean-counting government bureaucrats are free to take race, ethnicity and gender into account when doling out public funds to non-white-male contractors. But God help law enforcement officers, air marshals and border agents who try to use those same factors to combat terrorism and protect American lives. -- Michelle Malkin
  • Charles Bean is a brilliant director. I come in with an idea and try to do it, but I fall on my face. And then, he says, 'Wait a minute, there was a little moment in there. Let's try that moment and expand in that direction.' -- Lance Henriksen
  • I did a pilot for Fox years ago called 'Faceless,' with Sean Bean. I always thought it was such a cool show because it was really raw. I thought we were pushing it. This was back at a time before there was the 'cable standard.' -- Joe Carnahan
  • I wasn't going to toss off words like love and forever until I was sure. Until he was sure. Forever can be a very long time for a n=Bean sidhes, ans so far his track record looked more like the fifty-yard dash than the Boston marathon. -- Rachel Vincent
  • The clothes are different: pre-dog, I used to be very finicky and self-conscious about how I looked; now I schlep around in the worst clothing - big heavy boots, baggy old sweaters, a hooded down parka from L.L. Bean that makes me look like an astronaut. -- Caroline Knapp
  • So you love me," said Petra softly when the kiss ended. I'm a raging mass of hormones thet I'm too young to understand," said Bean. "You're a female of a closely related species. According to all the best primatologists, I really have no choice." That's nice," she said... -- Orson Scott Card
  • Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks. "No, what?" "Blue sky." "You're zoomed." "You ever eat blue sky?" "No," I admit. "Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored. -- Rodman Philbrick
  • Politics is not bean bags. It's serious, tough stuff. -- Colin Powell
  • You don't have to become a vegan. You can become a plant-passionate, plant-inspired bean lover! -- Kris Carr
  • A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day, and then gets stringy. -- E. B. White
  • And there is a beautiful thing which is wonderful, to look like a woman, not a green bean. -- Laetitia Casta
  • Nature also forges man, now a gold man, now a silver man, now a fig man, now a bean man. -- Paracelsus
  • I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. -- Gail Simmons
  • I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony! -- Fergie
  • I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part. -- Sloane Crosley
  • Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. -- Robin Williams
  • There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies. -- Pierce Brosnan
  • For the Gulf States, perhaps no forage crop of which the available seed supply is relatively abundant exceeds the velvet bean in potential value. This legume possesses also the ability to make a crop when planted relatively late. -- David F. Houston
  • You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. -- Colin Quinn
  • Fantasy sports went a long way toward developing the sabermetrics formulas used not only by oddsmakers but general managers in hiring players. So the amateur fantasists ended up creating some of the algorithms that Oakland GM Billy Bean's statisticians used to win games with less salary money available for star players. -- Douglas Rushkoff
  • Natto, Japanese ferment bean paste, will never cross my lips again. Spam Musubi, on the other hand, is something I love. I used to have a roommate of Vietnamese descent, and he would eat it all the time. It looked gross, but I finally had it - wrapped in seaweed and rice - it was terrific. -- Adam Richman
  • I love to make soups. My father used to say, 'There's nothing like a nice bowl of soup.' One of my favorites is... ready? Broccolini, white bean and hot Italian sausage soup. I've used escarole. Escarole in beans is unbelievable, or you can use bok choy, any kind. You can really fool around. That's one of my good ones. -- Tony Danza
  • I make bean stalks, I'm A builder, like yourself. -- Edna St. Vincent Millay
  • Corn and bean people, I'm afraid, have extremely specialized minds. -- Wendell Berry
  • Every little bean must be heard as well as seen! -- Erich Maria Remarque
  • Lentils are friendly - the Miss Congeniality of the bean world. -- Laurie Colwin
  • My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick. -- Pamela Anderson
  • If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean. -- Jean-Henri Fabre
  • It is better to beAn old man's derling than a yong man's werling. -- John Heywood
  • One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. -- George Lopez
  • The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure. -- Stephen Sondheim
  • A society without firearms is, in the end, a society of dim-witted, collectivist bean farmers. -- Vin Suprynowicz
  • The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home. -- Dick Gregory
  • There is a beautiful thing which is wonderful, to look like a woman, not a green bean -- Laetitia Casta
  • Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon. -- Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
  • Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. -- Tahereh Mafi
  • You cannot have chocolate without cacao. The cacao bean is chocolate. All chocolate contains at least some ground up cacao beans. -- David Wolfe
  • And let them pass, as they will too soon, With the bean-flowers' boon, And the blackbird's tune, And May, and June! -- Robert Browning
  • The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. -- Alan Kay
  • The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you. -- Jill Shalvis
  • There is something silly about grown men and women striving to reduce their vision of themselves and of civilization to bean counting. -- John Ralston Saul
  • I just don't like the word 'fun'--it's like Volkswagen, or bell-bottoms, or patchouli-oil or bean-sprouts...it rubs me up the wrong way. -- Tom Waits
  • At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean. -- Alexander von Humboldt
  • Rich people always have a certain degree of debt. Apparently it helps to reduce taxes. I'm not so hot on the bean-counting side. -- Felix Dennis
  • The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out. -- Will Rogers
  • That's my answer to the question what is your strongest emotion, if you ever want to ask me: Curiosity, old bean. Curiosity every time. -- Elaine Dundy
  • I represent more the healthy, happy, curvy, strong woman. And that sounds much healthier to me than being 80 pounds and skinny as a bean. -- Heidi Klum
  • The soy-bean, in particular, has proved sufficiently resistant to cold in spring and to adverse weather during summer to warrant heavy planting, especially throughout the South. -- David F. Houston
  • There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating. -- Calvin Trillin
  • Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your languid spleen, An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a not-too-French French bean! -- W.S. Gilbert
  • Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador. -- Richard Simmons
  • After tiny has tried ballerina pose, swing-batter-batter pose, pump-up-the-jam pose, and top-of-the-mountain-sound-of-music pose in the reflection of the bean, he walks us to a bench overlooking lake shore drive. -- David Levithan
  • [The banshee (from ban [bean], a woman, and shee [sidhe], a fairy) is an attendant fairy that follows the old families, and none but them, and wails before a death. -- W.B. Yeats
  • When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball. -- Willard R. Espy
  • Perpetual spring, the flare of adventure in the blood, the impulse of men who packed Virgil with their bean-bags on the overland journey, conspired~ to make San Francisco a city of artists. -- William Henry Irwin
  • My wife gave me a year to start making money out of writing, and after six months, I'd made not a bean. Suddenly, the books took off, and the beans started coming in! -- Jonathan Stroud
  • It is true that my predecessor did not object, as I do, to pictures of one's golf skill in action. But neither, on the other hand, did he ever bean a Secret Serviceman. -- John F. Kennedy
  • My philosophy is not a bean-counting, accounting 'look at this.' It is a philosophy that smaller government is better government, and government that is closer to the people is best of all. -- John Bolton
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