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Jon shrugged. 'Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little sister. -- George R. R. Martin
I will protect you," she promised the Bosendorfer inside. "I won't let you down."Sophie gave her a quizzical look."Bastards better not hurt my piano," Miranda replied."That's what you're worried about right now? What about your boyfriend~? -- Dianne Sylvan
They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. -- Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.
I decided there and then to sue the bastards. -- Barry Sheene
All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards. -- Katie Price
Celebrity and secrets don't go together. The bastards will get you in the end. -- George Michael
I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch. -- Hume Cronyn
Almost in every kingdom the most ancient families have been at first princes' bastards. -- Robert Burton
Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves? -- Yevgeny Yevtushenko
You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. -- John Lennon
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.' -- Terry Pratchett
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling. -- Frida Kahlo
I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch. -- Ty Cobb
You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart. -- J. D. Salinger
These bastards who run our country are a bunch of conniving, thieving, smug pricks who need to be brought down and removed and replaced with a whole new system that we control. -- Michael Moore
I moved further and further away from mass entertainment. The sexual element became increasingly sinister and bizarre. Don't blame me! The bastards drove me to it! They all backed off after that! -- Robert Crumb
We are in control, they are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards. -- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
I will never sign to a major record label again. If, by some mega fluke, a record of mine looked like it might break big, I'd try and do it via an indie or somehow license it. I'm not having my music owned by those corporate bastards again. -- Malcolm Wilson
The economical policies that are instigated really makes you think that the American government is a bunch of evil bastards. So just because you're black, you're still representing that government, and when Obama came into office he enacted the same policies that we would critique other presidents for. -- Lupe Fiasco
I had this fantasy that in a democracy the government was the population. So I came to America and got a big slap in my face... Americans were not what I thought. I thought I was going to see bastards and I saw nice people, very friendly to me. -- Marjane Satrapi
It would be nice to say the rich people, the fancy people, all behaved like bastards and the poor slobs all came through like heroes. But as a matter of fact, sometimes the poor slobs behave like slobs and the great, noble, privileged characters come off very well, indeed. -- Walter Lord
My junior year, I went to an LSAT-prep course. I flipped over my test and thought, 'You bastards.' I walked out and went to Waffle House. That's where I had what I call 'The Waffle House Epiphany': I didn't want to be a lawyer. I wanted to make a dent in the universe. -- Alexis Ohanian
I outlived the bastards. -- Herbert Hoover
Respectable people... What bastards! -- Emile Zola
Money makes even bastards legitimate. -- Billy Wilder
The bastards murdered half my family -- Prince Philip
Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards. -- Warren Ellis
Some's bastards, some's ain't. That's the score. -- Jack Kerouac
Don't let the bastards grind you down. -- Margaret Atwood
Damn Americans - I hate those bastards. -- Carolyn Parrish
Don't let the bastards get you down, -- Barbara Walters
Were all bastards but God loves us anyway. -- William Campbell
All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes -- George R. R. Martin
We goaltenders tend to be very proud bastards. -- Gerry Cheevers
And live like Nature's bastards, not her sons. -- John Milton
The calendar and the mirror - they're bastards. -- Robert Plant
They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. -- Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.
I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards. -- Noel Gallagher
The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards. -- Richard M. Nixon
I enjoy crushing bastards. So it is enjoyable work. -- Julian Assange
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards. -- W. C. Fields
Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it! -- Breaker Morant
We are the sons of no one, bastards of young. -- David Koechner
Even the best of us are at least part-time bastards. -- Mary Karr
Sing your song; don't let the bastards get you down. -- Garrison Keillor
People are not born bastards. They have to work at it. -- Rod McKuen
Why seek revenge? Karma is going to get the bastards anyway -- Ajahn Brahm
All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs. -- George R. R. Martin
We were all monsters and bastards, and we were all beautiful. -- Rachel Hartman
Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards. -- Joy Baluch
Illegitimis non carborundum. Lat., Don't let the bastards grind you down. -- Joseph Stilwell
In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together. -- J. D. Salinger
Dont let the bastards grind you down?" Bran looked at me incredulously. -- Patricia Briggs
We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards! -- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
There are just as many bitches out there as bastards. Equal opportunity asshole-ism. -- Kelley Armstrong
They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think. -- Hunter S. Thompson
It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation. -- Katharine Whitehorn
We're going to find out who did this and we're going after the bastards. -- Orrin Hatch
The bastards have never been bombed like they're going to be bombed this time. -- Richard M. Nixon
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards. -- Lois McMaster Bujold
On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him. -- Faina Ranevskaya
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards. -- Alexander Jablokov
That's what happens when people reach old age; nobody remembers they've been bastards too. -- Carlos Ruiz Zafon
And not a single mark on the Lamborghini. Ha! Eat steel, you soul-sucking bastards! (Kyrian) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
History records the names of royal bastards, but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. -- Jean-Henri Fabre
Astronomers are spherical bastards. No matter how you look at them they are just bastards. -- Fritz Zwicky
"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass." -- Nora Roberts
When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. -- Wally Lewis
And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. -- George R. R. Martin
The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana. -- Norman Maclean
Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally. -- Nalini Singh
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.... -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Adversarial power relationships only work if you never have to see or work with the bastards again. -- Peter Drucker
Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards [the Viet Cong] straight to Hell. Amen. -- Hal Moore
I would like to go to Russia very much â?? although the bastards murdered half my family. -- Prince Philip
Our offices must always be headed by the kind of men who command respect. Not phonies, zeros or bastards. -- David Ogilvy
Someday I'll design a typeface without a K in it, and then let's see the bastards misspell my name. -- Frederic Goudy
They're lying bastards. Jews were always lying bastards throughout their history. They're a filthy, dirty, disgusting, vile, criminal people. -- Bobby Fischer
Don't be afraid to assert yourself, have confidence in your abilities and don't let the bastards get you down. -- Michael Bloomberg
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards. -- Theodore Dreiser
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. -- Terry Pratchett
Spit on your own and you can't do anything, but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards -- Bob Crow
It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs. -- Ilona Andrews
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. -- Billy Connolly
America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. -- Claire Wolfe
America should treasure its rare, true original voices and Mark Leyner is one of them. So treasure him already, you bastards! -- Gary Shteyngart
What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. -- Patricia Briggs
It's about the climate-change "denial industry", ...we should have war crimes trials for these bastards - some sort of climate Nuremberg. -- David Roberts
All religion may be centered around a generally good idea, however, this has not stopped its adherents from acting like bastards -- Paul Feyerabend
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. -- Kurt Vonnegut
I have my detractors in Washington. There are bastards who spread things around, of course, who planted nasty things in the media. -- Hans Blix
All religions are good 'in principle' - but unfortunately this abstract Good has only rarely prevented their practitioners from behaving like bastards. -- Paul Feyerabend
We have reached the time when it is morally right to "shoot the bastards", but it is not yet practical to do so. -- Vin Suprynowicz
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish. -- Eddie Izzard
Beware 'good' main characters who have a limited repertory of culturally acceptable feelings, while your evil bastards have a full range of vivid, passionate feelings. -- Bill Johnson
That is my temperament. I enjoy creating systems on a grand scale, and I enjoy helping people who are vulnerable. And I enjoy crushing bastards. -- Julian Assange
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.' -- Bill Maher
I have the utmost confidence that through your efforts we will eventually beat the hell out of those bastards - You name them; I'll shoot them! -- George S. Patton
There are certain men born in this world, and they're supposed to die setting an example for the rest of the weak bastards we're surrounded with. -- Dan Hill
Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! -- Avery Johnson
Relationship gurus always said that an attraction based on friendship and mutual respect was far more likely to stay the course - and the bastards were right. -- Marian Keyes
The French have a phrase for it. The bastards have a phrase for everything and they are always right. To say goodbye is to die a little. -- Raymond Chandler
I like old men. They can be wonderful bastards because they have nothing to lose. The only people who can be themselves are babies and old bastards. -- John Updike
Jesus taught us to pray, "Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us" not forgive us and smite those bastards who hurt us. -- Nadia Bolz-Weber
I would love to lecture to women on men. I'd tell them everything about men: gay, straight, bi, how we're all the same, how we're all bastards. -- John Barrowman
We're going to find out who did this and we're going after the bastards" [referring to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon] -- Orrin Hatch
I didn't think I would ever meet a noble who wasn't corrupt. Now that I have, I find that I prefer them when they're greedy bastards. (Brom to Eragon) -- Christopher Paolini
Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. -- George S. Patton
You'll always have to deal with bastards, being lied to, deceived, slandered and ridiculed, but that's to be expected and you must thank heaven when you meet the exception. -- Gustave Flaubert
Riches seem to come to the poor in spirit, the poor in interest and joy. To put it straight - the very rich are a poor bunch of bastards -- John Steinbeck
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are. -- Ed Schultz
...it is a sneaking piece of cowardice for authors to put feigned names to their works, as if, like bastards of their brain, they were afraid to own them. -- Desiderius Erasmus
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards! -- Terry Pratchett
Someone said that patriotism is the last refuge of cowards; those without moral principles usually wrap a flag around themselves, and those bastards always talk about the purity of race. -- Umberto Eco
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death. -- Brendan Behan
But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards. -- Kevin Hearne
Mr. Ward, what is it that the foulest bastards on earth denounce us for, among other things? Oh yes, for our motto of 'Business as usual.' Well-business as usual, Mr. Ward! -- Ayn Rand
Because of his compassion Owen was always in trouble with his partners. They would have much preferred a tough, down-to-earth manager who would get a days work out of the little bastards. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they were bastards. -- Maggie Stiefvater
The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.' -- Anthony Jeselnik

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