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My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear. -- Steven Wright
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't paying attention. -- Jay Leno
I've been dyslexic and had Attention Deficit Disorder at some time in my life. I still read with a highlighter, but I've always loved to read. -- Andrew Young
My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest. -- Kyle Dunnigan
As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick. -- Eoin Colfer
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper. -- Ron White
Regularity chauvinists are people who insist that you have got to do the same thing every time, every day, which drives some of us nuts. Attention Deficit Disorder - we need a more positive term for that. Hummingbird mind, I should think. -- Ted Nelson
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Nowadays a lot of what was wrong with me would no doubt be ascribed to Attention Deficit Disorder, tartrazine food colouring, dairy produce and air pollution. A few hundred years earlier it would have been demons, still the best analogy I think, but not much help when it comes to a cure. -- Stephen Fry
As the nature deficit grows, another emerging body of scientific evidence indicates that direct exposure to nature is essential for physical and emotional health. For example, new studies suggest that exposure to nature may reduce the symptoms of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), and that it can improve all children's cognitive abilities and resistance to negative stresses and depression. -- Richard Louv
It is like our foreign policy has attention deficit disorder. -- Tim Ryan
I was a classic attention deficit disorder kid, always bored and mouthing off at school. -- Stephen Rodrick
I don't know if I'm attention deficit, but I certainly am easily distracted by other things. -- James Vincent McMorrow
I have attention deficit disorder, so sitting in a classroom is not the best thing for me. -- Jeremy Miller
Everyone I know has attention deficit, and they say it with great pride. It's a bad time to be right. -- Joni Mitchell
With attention deficit democracy, I am trying to wake up people to how the combination of mass ignorance, fear mongering by the government, and lying politicians is putting our entire system of government to a death spiral. -- James Bovard
I would say that it's a lot easier, especially if you have a bit of an attention deficit disorder, to be on a movie because you can give it your all, and kill yourself for however many months, and then let it go. -- Majandra Delfino
Children from like 8 and even up to the college age - Spider-Man appeals to a fairly broad demographic but, like I said, a mean age probably of 12 is a good mark - they process information so quickly and it's not because of attention deficit or short attention span. -- Thomas Haden Church
I was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADD/ADHD) and obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) as an adult, but I don't remember a time when I didn't have them. Back in the 1960s, when I was growing up, my symptoms didn't have a name, and you didn't go to the doctor to find out. -- Howie Mandel
Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we don't know the cause. -- Marilyn vos Savant
I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor. -- Ozzy Osbourne
My desire to experiment comes from my attention-deficit approach to cosmetics. I just get really bored, really easily. -- Paloma Faith
From the point of view of the meditative traditions the entire society is suffering from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. -- Jon Kabat-Zinn
When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to. -- George Carlin
If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder. -- Bauvard
If you're worried about the deficit, pay attention to the fact that it's almost all attributable to military spending and the totally dysfunctional health program. -- Noam Chomsky
The attention deficit disorder of the culture is very distressing in America now and I think it puts a lot of things at risk, not just poetry. -- Edward Hirsch
I realize that I can be with someone, but on a deeper level I'm not available to them at all. I have attention deficit disorder of the soul. -- Sue Monk Kidd
Rafe didn't just flirt-he charmed girls right up to the point where they fell for him, then he changed his mind.I called him a player with attention deficit disorder. -- Kelley Armstrong
Reading is the unbelievably healthy way my attention deficit disorder medicates itself. Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape; it's a way to make contact with reality after a day of making things up. -- Nora Ephron

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