The Network Quotes in The World's End (2013)

The Network: At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy.

Gary King: What did he say?

Andrew Knightley: He said we are a bunch of fuck ups.

Gary King: Hey it is our basic human right to be fuck ups. This civilization was founded on fuck ups and you know what? That makes me proud!

The Network: Just what is it that you want to do?

Gary King: We want to be free!

Steven Prince: Yeah.

Gary King: We want to be free to do want we want to do!

Steven Prince: Yeah.

Gary King: And we want to get loaded!

Andrew Knightley: Yeah!

Gary King: And we want to have a good time and that's what we are gonna do!

The Network: It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices.

Gary King: Really?

The Network: Yeah. Fuck it.

Gary King: Yeah, there's more than one Gary King!

The Network: But you just said...

Gary King: I fucking know what I fucking said!

The Network: You are children and you require guidance. There is no room for imperfection.

Gary King: Hey earth isn't perfect alright? And humans aren't perfect and guess what? I ain't perfect!

The Network: And there in lies the necessity for this intervention. Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you?

Andrew Knightley: Hey who put you in charge? Who are you to criticize anyone? Now, you might think Gary is a bit of a cock and he is a bit of a cock, but he is my cock!

Gary King: Oh thanks mate.

The Network: It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices.

Gary King: Really?

The Network: Yeah. Fuck it.

Gary King: You really had to replace the entire town?

The Network: Well not the whole town.

Gary King: Well yeah everyone except for Odd Ball and the Shifty Twins!

Steven Prince: That would make a great name for the band. Gary, write that down.

The Network: It's a relative few in light of our long-term plan.

Steven Prince: You mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost!