Andrew Knightley Quotes in The World's End (2013)
Andrew Knightley Quotes:
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The Network: At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy.
Gary King: What did he say?
Andrew Knightley: He said we are a bunch of fuck ups.
Gary King: Hey it is our basic human right to be fuck ups. This civilization was founded on fuck ups and you know what? That makes me proud!
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The Network: Just what is it that you want to do?
Gary King: We want to be free!
Steven Prince: Yeah.
Gary King: We want to be free to do want we want to do!
Steven Prince: Yeah.
Gary King: And we want to get loaded!
Andrew Knightley: Yeah!
Gary King: And we want to have a good time and that's what we are gonna do!
The Network: It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices.
Gary King: Really?
The Network: Yeah. Fuck it.
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Andrew Knightley: No it doesn't. It says "King Gay."
Gary King: Well, some cunt's rubbed off the 'r'!
Steven Prince: [laughing] That was me.
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Steven Prince: We need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us.
Peter Page: Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.
Gary King: I don't even know what a pronoun is.
Oliver: Well, it's a word that can function by itself as a noun which refers to something else in the discourse.
Gary King: I don't get it.
Andrew Knightley: You just used one.
Gary King: Did I?
Andrew Knightley: "It" it's a pronoun.
Gary King: What is?
Andrew Knightley: It!
Gary King: Is it?
Andrew Knightley: Christ!
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Sam: Andy, What's happening?
Andrew Knightley: Gary thinks we should keep up with the crawl because they know what they're doing, but they don't know that we know what they're doing, and basically no one else has a better idea so, fuck it.
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Andrew Knightley: I haven't had a drink for sixteen years Gary.
Gary King: You must be thirsty then.
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Gary King: And we're back! Just like the Five Musketeers!
Steven Prince: Three musketeers, wasn't it?
Peter Page: Four, if you count d'Artagnan.
Gary King: Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook.
Oliver: You do know that "The Three Musketeers" is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King: A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.
Steven Prince: What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King: Don't be daft, Steve! It was written by Jesus! Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three 'cos if they'd had five then two could've died and they'd still have three left.
Andrew Knightley: Are we there yet?
Gary King: Let's do this!
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Andrew Knightley: Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than 'smashy smashy egg man'.
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The Network: You are children and you require guidance. There is no room for imperfection.
Gary King: Hey earth isn't perfect alright? And humans aren't perfect and guess what? I ain't perfect!
The Network: And there in lies the necessity for this intervention. Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you?
Andrew Knightley: Hey who put you in charge? Who are you to criticize anyone? Now, you might think Gary is a bit of a cock and he is a bit of a cock, but he is my cock!
Gary King: Oh thanks mate.
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Andrew Knightley: How can you tell if you're drunk if you're never sober?
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Gary King: I think you bit off more than you can chew with earth mate
Andrew Knightley: Yeah, because we're more belligerent, more stubborn and more idiotic than you could ever imagine.
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Steven Prince: Wow, you really have a selective memory don't you!
Gary King: Somebody else was saying that!
Andrew Knightley: Me.
Gary King: No, I would have remembered.
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Andrew Knightley: [screams] I fucking hate this town!
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Andrew Knightley: You said you wanted to chew the fat. I think you just wanted to drink it. We're not your friends, we're just your fucking enablers.
Gary King: Enabler? Oh that's a funny word. Gary King & The Enablers. Actually that would make a great name for the band. Steve, write that down.
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Andrew Knightley: Oh, my god, Gary, this is robbing Peter to pay Paul!
Gary King: No, I borrowed from Peter to pay you, I still owe Paul!
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Gary King: Five guys, twelve pubs, fifty pints!
Andrew Knightley: Sixty pints.
Gary King: Oh hoo, steady on you alky!
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Andrew Knightley: [Repeated line] It's pointless arguing with you.
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Andrew Knightley: What is so important about the Golden Mile?
Gary King: It's all I've got!
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Andrew Knightley: I think Gary having an accident would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary.
[Gary rides up in his car, honking his horn]
Andrew Knightley: Unbelievable!
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Andrew Knightley: [to Gary] You don't need our help to get fucked up. You've done a perfectly good job do far on your own.
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Andrew Knightley: Let's boo-boo!
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Steven Prince: [while discussing what they've done since high school] Anyone know what Gary's up to?
Andrew Knightley: Yeah, Gary's playing Need For Speed over there.
[shows Gary playing Need For Speed]
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Andrew Knightley: You have a very selective memory, Gary.
Gary King: Thanks.
Andrew Knightley: You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings.
Gary King: Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
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Andrew Knightley: [about the beer they are about to be served] Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue?
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Andrew Knightley: [at The World's End] You don't have to do this, Gary...
Gary King: Yeah, I do.
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Steven Prince: [about getting everyone out of town during an alien invasion] Andy could drive! He's te-toed!
Andrew Knightley: [cuts to Andy drinking all five of the shots] Mmm... Mmm... Mmm... Mmmm... Mmmmm!
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[Gary, Andy, Steven, Oliver and Peter drink in unison]
Gary King: Drinking.
Oliver: Ahhhh.
Steven Prince: Beer.
Andrew Knightley: Pubs.
Peter Page: [burps]
Gary King: Shall we?
[they leave the bar drunkenly]
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