Steven Prince Quotes in The World's End (2013)

The Network: Just what is it that you want to do?

Gary King: We want to be free!

Steven Prince: Yeah.

Gary King: We want to be free to do want we want to do!

Steven Prince: Yeah.

Gary King: And we want to get loaded!

Andrew Knightley: Yeah!

Gary King: And we want to have a good time and that's what we are gonna do!

The Network: It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices.

Gary King: Really?

The Network: Yeah. Fuck it.

Andrew Knightley: No it doesn't. It says "King Gay."

Gary King: Well, some cunt's rubbed off the 'r'!

Steven Prince: [laughing] That was me.

Steven Prince: We need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us.

Peter Page: Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.

Gary King: I don't even know what a pronoun is.

Oliver: Well, it's a word that can function by itself as a noun which refers to something else in the discourse.

Gary King: I don't get it.

Andrew Knightley: You just used one.

Gary King: Did I?

Andrew Knightley: "It" it's a pronoun.

Gary King: What is?

Andrew Knightley: It!

Gary King: Is it?

Andrew Knightley: Christ!

Gary King: Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo.

Steven Prince: 'Boo-Boo'? What is that?

Gary King: You remember "Let's Boo-Boo". You know, from Mr. Shephard's classroom, it said on the wall "Exit, Pursued by a Bear", you know, from that Shakespeare play?

Steven Prince: A Winter's Tale.

Gary King: Yeah. What was it called?

Steven Prince: A Winter's Tale.

Gary King: That's it. And if we needed to make a quick getaway, we'd say: "Exit, Pursued by a Bear". And then, it was: "Exit, Pursued by Yogi Bear". And then, it was just: "Let's Yogi and Boo-Boo". And then: "Let's Boo-Boo".

Steven Prince: So you're saying we should go?

Gary King: Yeah. Shitty, here. Isn't it?

Gary King: And we're back! Just like the Five Musketeers!

Steven Prince: Three musketeers, wasn't it?

Peter Page: Four, if you count d'Artagnan.

Gary King: Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook.

Oliver: You do know that "The Three Musketeers" is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?

Gary King: A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.

Steven Prince: What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?

Gary King: Don't be daft, Steve! It was written by Jesus! Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three 'cos if they'd had five then two could've died and they'd still have three left.

Andrew Knightley: Are we there yet?

Gary King: Let's do this!

Steven Prince: Wow, you really have a selective memory don't you!

Gary King: Somebody else was saying that!

Andrew Knightley: Me.

Gary King: No, I would have remembered.

Gary King: [having repeatedly banged his head against the wall] There, that proves I'm human.

Steven Prince: It proves you're stupid.

Gary King: Exactly! Ow!

Gary King: [at The First Post, everyone except Andy has ordered a pint of lager] I can't fucking believe this. A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking... rain. It's like a lion eating hummus.

Steven Prince: That doesn't make any sense.

Gary King: You're right it doesn't.

Steven Prince: [checks watch, waiting for Garry to use the bathroom] This is a long piss.

Oliver: If it is a piss. It might be a little

[mimes out cocaine snorting]

Peter Page: Poo?

Oliver: How's that a poo?

Steven Prince: Ten people have entered in this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious.

Gary King: Gay loving!

Gary King: You really had to replace the entire town?

The Network: Well not the whole town.

Gary King: Well yeah everyone except for Odd Ball and the Shifty Twins!

Steven Prince: That would make a great name for the band. Gary, write that down.

Steven Prince: Where are you getting this from?

Oliver: Old man Basil! He was there with a Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis!

Gary King: Another great name for the band. Steve, write that down!

Gary King: Haven't you heard? We're gettin' the band back together!

Steven Prince: I'm not your bass player anymore.

Gary King: I mean we're gettin' the boys back together. We can get the band back together as well if you want.

Steven Prince: No we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs.

Steven Prince: [while discussing what they've done since high school] Anyone know what Gary's up to?

Andrew Knightley: Yeah, Gary's playing Need For Speed over there.

[shows Gary playing Need For Speed]

The Network: It's a relative few in light of our long-term plan.

Steven Prince: You mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost!

Steven Prince: Get your feet off her!

Steven Prince: This is a long piss.

Oliver: If it is a piss.

Peter Page: Poo.

Oliver: How's that a poo?

Steven Prince: [about getting everyone out of town during an alien invasion] Andy could drive! He's te-toed!

Andrew Knightley: [cuts to Andy drinking all five of the shots] Mmm... Mmm... Mmm... Mmmm... Mmmmm!

[Gary, Andy, Steven, Oliver and Peter drink in unison]

Gary King: Drinking.

Oliver: Ahhhh.

Steven Prince: Beer.

Andrew Knightley: Pubs.

Peter Page: [burps]

Gary King: Shall we?

[they leave the bar drunkenly]