The Mayor of Who-ville Quotes in Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.

Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.

The Mayor of Who-ville: Horton is a giant elephant in the sky!

[Everyone looks up]

The Mayor of Who-ville: . Don't bother looking, he's invisible.

Councilman: This is the chairman...

Horton: Idiot! You're finished in this town! Is that understood? Finished! You Boob!

[brief pause while the chairman splutters]

Horton: I'm just joking.

Councilman: Eh heh, good one.

The Mayor of Who-ville: Horton, I'd like you to meet my wife, Sally.

Sally O'Malley: You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray!

The Mayor of Who-ville: And these are some of my daughters, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy.

Hedy, Heidi, Hildy, Helga: Hi!

The Mayor of Who-ville: And this is Miss Yelp, my loyal assistant. And this is Dr. Larue.

Dr. Mary Lou Larue: You saved us!

The Mayor of Who-ville: And Burt from Accounting, and Mrs. McGillicuddy. And Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And the old man in the bathtub.

Sally O'Malley: Honey, let's not overwhelm the poor guy, he's never gonna remember all these names.

Horton: Well, I'll try my best: Sally, Chairman, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy. Miss Yelp. Dr. Larue, Burt from accounting, Mrs. McGillicuddy, Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And wasn't there an old guy in a shower?

The Mayor of Who-ville: Mmm, Bathtub.

Horton: [a bit mad he didn't remember the name] Oh, Yeah!

The Mayor of Who-ville: Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville: So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.

Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

Horton: [over intercom] Is everything okay down there?

The Mayor of Who-ville: [in shock] Uh... I don't know. You tell me. You're the one holding the speck.

The Mayor of Who-ville: [after being told no one believes him] Horton believes me.