Matt Lauer Quotes in Land of the Lost (2009)

Dr. Rick Marshall: This is for you. I signed it.

[hands his book to Matt Lauer]

Dr. Rick Marshall: You're supposed to say the title and the publisher.

Matt Lauer: That's not gonna happen.

Dr. Rick Marshall: Just say it.

Matt Lauer: No.

Dr. Rick Marshall: Just say the damn title.

Matt Lauer: Fine.

[shows book to TV audience]

Matt Lauer: 'Matt Lauer Can Suck It' by Dr. Rick Marshall.

Dr. Rick Marshall: I was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that. I was like, "Are you sure? Is this gonna be okay?" He said, "Yeah, go for it."

Matt Lauer: Son of a bitch.

[Rick Marshall on the Today Show talking about his new scientific discovery]

Dr. Rick Marshall: It boils down to two simple words.

Matt Lauer: Renewable biofuels.

Dr. Rick Marshall: Close. Time warps.

[after Marshall storms off the stage of "Today"]

Matt Lauer: That was my guest, Dr. Rick Marshall

Dr. Rick Marshall: [offscreen] You're God damn right it was!

Matt Lauer: His new book arrives tomorrow. You might want to look for it in the "I'm out of my freaking mind" department.

Matt Lauer: And finally tonight, here's something to make you feel old. Incredible as it may sound, of the over 3.7 million high school graduates this year, less than 2% can tell you what a fax machine is, name a Caucasian president, or know who Derek Zoolander was!