Dr. Rick Marshall Quotes in Land of the Lost (2009)

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Dr. Rick Marshall Quotes:

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: This is for you. I signed it.

    [hands his book to Matt Lauer]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: You're supposed to say the title and the publisher.

    Matt Lauer: That's not gonna happen.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: Just say it.

    Matt Lauer: No.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: Just say the damn title.

    Matt Lauer: Fine.

    [shows book to TV audience]

    Matt Lauer: 'Matt Lauer Can Suck It' by Dr. Rick Marshall.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: I was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that. I was like, "Are you sure? Is this gonna be okay?" He said, "Yeah, go for it."

    Matt Lauer: Son of a bitch.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.

  • [Inside Dr. Marshall's office, there is knocking at the door]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: [groans]

    Holly Cantrell: Dr. Marshall?

    [Opens the door and sees Marshall lying on the floor surrounded by wrappers of junk food]

    Holly Cantrell: Oh God! Are you alright?

    [Helps him up from the ground and lays him against a cabinet]

    Holly Cantrell: Hey, up you get. Here, just lean against...

    [Struggling the keep him up, he spits out a piece of food from his mouth]

    Holly Cantrell: Oh dear.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: I'm fine. I'm okay, I just... worked late. Then, I got hungry and I... had several meals and lapsed into a food coma. I've had issues with food in the past. I don't know, you know, just with the stress with everything I just over did it... but I'm in control. Now, I don't have to go back to Phoenix.

    Holly Cantrell: I just wanted, I wanted to um, come apologize for yesterday Michael. My behavior was just...

    [she stares in shock as finds Marshall's completely built Tachyon Amplifier]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: No, no, no.

    Holly Cantrell: You've finished the Tachyon Amplifier!

    Dr. Rick Marshall: No, no, I mean yes. I, I don't know, I finished building it, yes, but... I didn't have the nerve to test it out. So, I thought a trip to Arby's might give me some courage, but no dice.

    [Sticks an old fry in his mouth]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: Then, I hit Popeye's, Del Taco. 14,000 calories later, I found myself down at Subway... powering through a 12 inch veggie on whole wheat babbling to a cut-out of Jared. Still didn't give me the strength to turn that thing on. I'm a coward.

    Holly Cantrell: You are not a coward, you're a visionary. This is probably the greatest work of genius in the last hundred years.

    [Turns on the amplifier to the music of A Chorus Line singing I Hope I Get It; Turns it off]

    Holly Cantrell: Is that A Chorus Line?

    Dr. Rick Marshall: It, it's left over data from the drive. What a piece of crap!

    [Slams foot against desk shaking the amplifier on for a second]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: The machine, I mean, not A Chorus Line. I love showtunes, they really tell the story of the human condition.

    Holly Cantrell: It's a bit gay.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: It IS great.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: Field rations are running dangerously low. Thusly, I've made the determination that, if need be, if faced with starvation, we will cook and eat Chaka. I've been thinking about this a lot, actually. If Chaka meat were the secret ingredient on Iron Chef, I'm sure Bobby Flay would probably serve it with roasted red peppers and a dash of cumin and a braised polenta. It wouldn't be an easy thing to do, but if you slow roast the little guy, I'm sure that Chaka meat would just fall right off the bone.

  • Will Stanton: [on the rocks, to Rick] You ever get tired of being wrong?

    Dr. Rick Marshall: [being chased by the T-Rex] I do! I really do!

  • Holly Cantrell: What are you eating?

    Dr. Rick Marshall: It's a donut stuffed with M&Ms. That way, when you've finished the donut, you don't have to eat any M&Ms.

  • [Rick Marshall on the Today Show talking about his new scientific discovery]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: It boils down to two simple words.

    Matt Lauer: Renewable biofuels.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: Close. Time warps.

  • [Will and Holly can smell dinosaur dung on Rick]

    Dr. Rick Marshall: Would you grow up?

    Holly Cantrell: Oh, my God!

    Dr. Rick Marshall: Yes, he pooped me out!

    Will Stanton: And now you guys are friends?

    Dr. Rick Marshall: While I was snaking my way through his bowels, I don't know, I... I must have dislodged some sort of intestinal blockage. And, yes, he's in a much better mood now. So can we move on? I would really like to go home.

    Will Stanton: You were deuced out by a dinosaur. That is incredibly cool.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: I wrestled at Purdue.

    Enik: J.V.

  • [after Marshall storms off the stage of "Today"]

    Matt Lauer: That was my guest, Dr. Rick Marshall

    Dr. Rick Marshall: [offscreen] You're God damn right it was!

    Matt Lauer: His new book arrives tomorrow. You might want to look for it in the "I'm out of my freaking mind" department.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: [after realizing he was right all along] Matt Lauer can suck it!

  • Ernie: Hey! Where's Will?

    Dr. Rick Marshall: He went to a better place.

    Ernie: You killed him?

    Dr. Rick Marshall: No.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: [Upon seeing a pterosaur make off with the tachyon amplifier] Oh, that blows. That buh-lows.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: Captain Kirk's nipples!

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: Thank God for that. That one was peering into my soul.

  • Enik: Thank Vinok you've come to my aid, Rick Marshall.

    Dr. Rick Marshall: You know me?

    Enik: Of course. Even in the farthest reaches of the universe, we have seen your Matt Lauer video.

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: Well done. You just gave murderous primatives the power of fire!

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: It's beautiful! Ahhhhhhh...!

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