Hedy Quotes in Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

Councilman: This is the chairman...

Horton: Idiot! You're finished in this town! Is that understood? Finished! You Boob!

[brief pause while the chairman splutters]

Horton: I'm just joking.

Councilman: Eh heh, good one.

The Mayor of Who-ville: Horton, I'd like you to meet my wife, Sally.

Sally O'Malley: You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray!

The Mayor of Who-ville: And these are some of my daughters, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy.

Hedy, Heidi, Hildy, Helga: Hi!

The Mayor of Who-ville: And this is Miss Yelp, my loyal assistant. And this is Dr. Larue.

Dr. Mary Lou Larue: You saved us!

The Mayor of Who-ville: And Burt from Accounting, and Mrs. McGillicuddy. And Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And the old man in the bathtub.

Sally O'Malley: Honey, let's not overwhelm the poor guy, he's never gonna remember all these names.

Horton: Well, I'll try my best: Sally, Chairman, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy. Miss Yelp. Dr. Larue, Burt from accounting, Mrs. McGillicuddy, Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And wasn't there an old guy in a shower?

The Mayor of Who-ville: Mmm, Bathtub.

Horton: [a bit mad he didn't remember the name] Oh, Yeah!

Hedy: Do you think that when we die, we have to wear the clothes we died in for all of eternity?

Buck: No way. I bet we get those kickin' white robes like you see in the old cartoons.

Hedy: I look awful in white. Maybe Emma would let me borrow some sweats.

Buck: I bet you get a sweet-ass harp too.

Hedy: Hmmmm...

[scoffs]

Hedy: Do you have any idea how many human beings are estimated to have lived and died on Earth throughout all of time?

Buck: I have absolutely no idea.

Hedy: 106 billion.

Buck: Wow.

Hedy: Yeah. So what you're saying is that when we die we're going to a place where 106 billion people are sitting around playing the harp. That would be really fucking annoying.