The Big Guy Quotes in Paul (2011)

The Big Guy: Haggard.

Agent Zoil: Zoil.

The Big Guy: Where are the other two?

Agent Zoil: One crashed and burned, the other just burned.

The Big Guy: Jesus Christ! This has been one fuck-up after another. I should have handled this myself.

Agent Zoil: I am very close. You give me one hour.

The Big Guy: An hour? I'll be eating canapès with the governor in an hour. I need this wrapped up now!

Agent Zoil: No, no. They're mine, damn it. I'm gonna finish this, once and for all.

The Big Guy: Too late, Zoil. I'm bringing in the big gun...

[Zoil shoots the radio]

Agent Zoil: Boring conversation anyway.

The Big Guy: [from the extended version] Shit, I'd shoot you now if I didn't get off on the idea of you being hog-tied and pissed on in Guantanamo Bay.

Graeme Willy: They've shut Guantanamo Bay.

The Big Guy: Did they? Be honest with yourselves.

The Big Guy: I'm the one holding all the cards. And when I say "cards", I of course mean big fucking gun.

The Big Guy: [to Zoil, about Paul] Shit, the little fucker's probably gonna phone home or something.