Ruth Buggs Quotes in Paul (2011)

Ruth Buggs: Fuck-a-roo, that was the best titty-farting sleep I have ever had.

Paul: I got a feeling that you're new to cursing, Ruth? Look, cursing's fun, you just gotta pick your moments, okay?

Graeme Willy: Hey, maybe we should stop for some food, is anybody hungry?

Paul: Fuck yeeah!

Ruth Buggs: You bet your big fat cock I am!

Paul: Nice!

Ruth Buggs: The world is 4000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design.

Paul: [offscreen in the bathroom] That's horseshit!

Ruth Buggs: [after 'partaking'] I'm hungry. We should cook up some sausages. Do we have any sausages?

Graeme Willy: Uhh...

Ruth Buggs: What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh I have wasps in my brain!

[Ruth falls over]

Paul: She'll be fine. That happened to me the first time.

Ruth Buggs: So everything that I have been told my whole life, is just a big fat lie? Do you know how that feels?

Graeme Willy: Look. Just because your truth, isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth.

Ruth Buggs: That's easy for you to say.

Graeme Willy: It's really not.

Paul: [Lighting a joint and takes a hit] Do you guys partake?

Graeme Willy: No. Thank you.

Ruth Buggs: I'll partake.

Paul: Are you sure? It's pretty strong shit. I get it from the military. I think this is the stuff that killed Dylan.

Graeme Willy: Bob Dylan's not dead.

Paul: [smiles] Isn't he?

Ruth Buggs: Sorry you got killed by my dad.

Graeme Willy: It's fine. You want to try that kiss again?

Ruth Buggs: You bet your hairy love-eggs!

Ruth Buggs: Well ain't that a bag of tits.