Haggard Quotes in Paul (2011)


Haggard Quotes:

  • Haggard: I am authorized to use deadly force! Stand down!

    Moses Buggs: That thing's got my daughter!

    Haggard: Stand down! This is not your mission!

    Moses Buggs: I'm on a mission from God!

    Haggard: Tell him you failed!

    [shoots Buggs]

  • Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?

    Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...

    Clive Gollings: It's my novel.

    Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!

    O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.

    Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.

    O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...

  • Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's awesome.

    Haggard: 3 tits? That's awesome.

    Agent Zoil: 3 tits? That's awesome.

    Alien on Paul's ship: 3 tits? Awesome.

  • [repeated Line]

    HaggardPat StevensAgent Zoil: Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

  • Haggard: What are you looking at?

    Amalthea: The sea.

    Haggard: Ah yes, the sea is always good. There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.

  • Haggard: What is the matter with your eyes? Why can I not see myself, in your eyes?

  • Haggard: You may come and go as you please. My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?

  • Haggard: Love is slowing you down, my lady. I will catch you at last, if you love much more.

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