Haggard Quotes in Paul (2011)

Haggard: I am authorized to use deadly force! Stand down!

Moses Buggs: That thing's got my daughter!

Haggard: Stand down! This is not your mission!

Moses Buggs: I'm on a mission from God!

Haggard: Tell him you failed!

[shoots Buggs]

Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?

Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...

Clive Gollings: It's my novel.

Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!

O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.

Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.

O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...

Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's awesome.

Haggard: 3 tits? That's awesome.

Agent Zoil: 3 tits? That's awesome.

Alien on Paul's ship: 3 tits? Awesome.

[repeated Line]

Haggard, Pat Stevens, Agent Zoil: Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

Haggard: What are you looking at?

Amalthea: The sea.

Haggard: Ah yes, the sea is always good. There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.

Haggard: What is the matter with your eyes? Why can I not see myself, in your eyes?

Haggard: You may come and go as you please. My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?

Haggard: Love is slowing you down, my lady. I will catch you at last, if you love much more.