Sleek the Elite Quotes in Fat Pizza (2003)

Sleek the Elite: [answering mobile cell phone whilst on toilet] Lebanese lover.

Sleek the Elite: To get the glamours, I make friends with their fat chick friends, 'cause glamours always have fat chick friends.

Sleek the Elite: [referring to women] But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.

Habib Halal: Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!

Sleek the Elite: Bobo. I gotta use the toilet, man.

Bobo Gigliotti: [menacingly] Any paper you use, Sleek, you pay for it.

Sleek the Elite: Yeah, I know. A dollar a sheet.

Sleek the Elite: [whilst caught having sex with female in nightclub toilet cubicle] Habib. How are ya, bro' ?

Habib Halal: Go for it, Sleeky, uleh. Go for it.

Sleek the Elite: Any hole's the go, Habib.

Habib Halal: Give her one for me. Slam her.

Sleek the Elite: Habib, fuck off, man, or you're gonna get wet.