Health Inspector Quotes in Fat Pizza (2003)

Health Inspector: I'd like you to explain how this possum got into the filter of your coffee machine.

Bobo Gigliotti: [pushing Health Inspector into pizza oven] Burn, burn, burn.

Health Inspector: [mildly irritated] 200 demerit points. Golly gosh.

Bobo Gigliotti: Burn!

Sergio: Tell us everything you know.

Health Inspector: Okay. Okay. Yesterday, we received a call from a vet who had a dog brought in with an unknown disease. The dog went into a coma and a few moments later came to, and was extraordinarily aggressive. He started attacking all of the pets at the clinic. We had to give him several tranquilizers and then put him to sleep. We followed the chip in his ear, which led us to this building.

Ángela: One moment - was the dog called Max?

Health Inspector: Yes.