Pauly Falzoni Quotes in Fat Pizza (2003)

Pauly Falzoni: [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals] That's right in the McNuggets, mate!

Ivan: [dazed after slaughtering two backpackers] Jobs done, Pauly. Let's go.

Pauly Falzoni: [cluelessly] But, what's all the blood, man?

Ivan: Ah, kangaroo, mate.

Pauly Falzoni: I need a couple o' bucks t' ...

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: Jus' give me two bucks.

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: 50 cents.

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: Can I use the toilet without paying?

Bobo Gigliotti: No!

Pauly Falzoni: [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.

Pauly Falzoni: [splitting up detention centre escapees after organizing breakout] Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! Look, yous refugees stick out like dogs balls! We're gonna get caught! Go that way to Mecca! Go! And yous! There's money in them bushes! Money!

Pauly Falzoni: [giving baby he's accidentally stolen to a wild animal] Dingo, take it back, mate.