Shazza Quotes in Fat Pizza (2003)

Shazza: [yelling in her wedding gown] You big fat wog!

Shazza: [yelling at priest] We fuckin' booked this church fuckin' 3 weeks ago! And I know we fuckin' did, because we booked when we found out I was fuckin' pregnant, with our seventh fuckin' kid!

Steve Karamitsis: [after being pulled over by the police] How ya goin' alright?

Bazza: Please exit the vehicle making sure to keep yourself between the vehicle and ourselves at all times, and keeping your hands in full view.

Steve Karamitsis: Sorry mate, what did you say?

Shazza: Get out of the car.

Steve Karamitsis: [gets out of the car] Hey I wasn't speeding or anything was I?

Bazza: No, but may I inquire as to your intended destination at this untimely hour?

Steve Karamitsis: Sorry?

Shazza: Where ya going so early in the morning?

Steve Karamitsis: Oh, I'm just off to church.

Shazza: Yeah right, you're an altar boy.

Steve Karamitsis: Nah, I'm actually on the dole. I just do favours for people.

Bazza: Your vehicle appears disproportionately well maintained for a person of your fiduciary capacity.

Steve Karamitsis: [looks at the second police officer]

Shazza: Nice car for a dole bludger.

Jack: *Three* suns?

Shazza: Bloody hell.

Paris: Is anybody else having trouble breathing?

Shazza: Yeah. I feel one lung short.