Bobo Gigliotti Quotes in Fat Pizza (2003)

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Bobo Gigliotti Quotes:

  • Pauly Falzoni: I need a couple o' bucks t' ...

    Bobo Gigliotti: No!

    Pauly Falzoni: Jus' give me two bucks.

    Bobo Gigliotti: No!

    Pauly Falzoni: 50 cents.

    Bobo Gigliotti: No!

    Pauly Falzoni: Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?

    Bobo Gigliotti: No!

    Pauly Falzoni: Can I use the toilet without paying?

    Bobo Gigliotti: No!

  • Bobo Gigliotti: [pushing Lachlan the apprentice chef into pizza oven] Bludger! Aaah!

    Lachlan: Bobo! I won't spend more than two minutes in the toilet again!

    Bobo Gigliotti: Aaah!

    Lachlan: Bobo!

    Bobo Gigliotti: [slamming pizza oven door shut] Bludger!

  • [repeated line]

    Bobo Gigliotti: [answers the telephone] Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.

  • Sleek the Elite: Bobo. I gotta use the toilet, man.

    Bobo Gigliotti: [menacingly] Any paper you use, Sleek, you pay for it.

    Sleek the Elite: Yeah, I know. A dollar a sheet.

  • Taliban customer: [subtitles over Arabic based vocals] Last week I ordered a pizza, I said no bacon! You lied, it had heaps of bacon!

    Bobo Gigliotti: [pulling out and starting up chainsaw] Aaah! AAAH!

    Taliban customer: [subtitle over Arabic based vocals as he and his sidekicks flee] Back to the cave!

  • Bobo Gigliotti: [pushing Health Inspector into pizza oven] Burn, burn, burn.

    Health Inspector: [mildly irritated] 200 demerit points. Golly gosh.

    Bobo Gigliotti: Burn!

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