Habib Halal Quotes in Fat Pizza (2003)

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Habib Halal Quotes:

  • Habib Halal: [upon seeing a police road sign targeting Lebanese] I swear, man! These cops are always hassling us, man! Why? We're jus' like normal people, man! We do normal things, mate! We eat kebabs! We have weapons! What's wrong with these things?

  • Sleek the Elite: [referring to women] But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.

    Habib Halal: Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!

  • Habib Halal: [calling out to Sleek the Elite talking to 2 women] I got a fat, uleh! A big fat!

  • Habib Halal: Don't wory about the Funculo Club, man! It's shit!

  • Sleek the Elite: [whilst caught having sex with female in nightclub toilet cubicle] Habib. How are ya, bro' ?

    Habib Halal: Go for it, Sleeky, uleh. Go for it.

    Sleek the Elite: Any hole's the go, Habib.

    Habib Halal: Give her one for me. Slam her.

    Sleek the Elite: Habib, fuck off, man, or you're gonna get wet.

  • Habib Halal: [at a raging grunge pub] These people don't wash their hair! It stinks in here!

  • Habib Halal: [at wedding] Rocky. I didn't bring any rice, man. Whatta we gonna throw?

    Rocky: Habib. Don't worry about the rice. I got eccys, instead.

    Habib Halal: Eccys? My god. Weddings can be so expensive.

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