Sid Sleaze Quotes in Follow That Bird (1985)

Sam Sleaze: That eight-foot bird is still on the lam. You know, Sid, people would pay money to see that bird.

Sid Sleaze: Nah, I wouldn't pay to see no bird.

Sam Sleaze: No, no, no. People would pay us to see that bird! Us, us, us!

Sam Sleaze: [shouting] How could you miss him? He's eight feet tall!

Sid Sleaze: [shouting] You were going too fast!

Sam Sleaze: [whispering] Sid, don't shout at me.

Sid Sleaze: [whispering] You were going too fast.

Sam Sleaze: Let's not get mad. We'll just start all over.

[shouting]

Sam Sleaze: Now let's get going!

Big Bird: Say, there's a lady named Miss Finch who's chasing me and, uh, do you mind if I hide in your fun fair?

Sam Sleaze: Why, no, not at all. We have the perfect place for you to hide. Right here in our hiding cage.

[Locks him up]

Sam Sleaze: You'll be safe here.

Sid Sleaze: Yeah, real safe.

Big Bird: Gee, thanks.

[Sid and Sam laugh]

Sam Sleaze: Let's go!

Big Bird: Ha, ha, ha! Oh, gee, I sure am a lucky bird.

State Trooper: [Picks up the kid that got his apple stolen by Sam Sleaze] Are these the two men?

[the kid nods his head]

Sam Sleaze: What seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge?

State Trooper: [looks through his notebook] What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid?

Sam Sleaze: Oh, about that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend.

Sid Sleaze: Yeah, for a friend.

State Trooper: You can tell that to the judge.

Sid Sleaze: [crying] The judge, Sam!

State Trooper: Be a man.

Sid Sleaze: But I don't wanna be a man, Sam!

Sam Sleaze: Shut up, Sid! Shut up!

Sid Sleaze: [crying] The judge, Sam! Jail!