Captain Bipto Quotes in Spaced Invaders (1990)
Captain Bipto Quotes:
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Captain Bipto: We did win, didn't we?
Blaznee: No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.
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[trying to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed]
Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.
[holds up a small rifle]
Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?
[points the rifle at Bipto]
Giggywig: Let's find out!
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Captain Bipto: What's the problem? Just vaporise; everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!
Giggywig: No! Wrong! False! None of the above! Why: because we're not supposed to be here!
Captain Bipto: What?
Giggywig: We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand!
Blaznee: Told ya so.
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Captain Bipto: Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out.
Blaznee: Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?
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Blaznee: [singing] Oh give me a home / Where the asteroids roam
Blaznee, Captain Bipto, Dr. Ziplock: And the gleebs and the buzzy mugs play / Where gravity's low / And the water is snow / And the desert winds blow you away / Mars, Mars is my home / Where everyone's short just like me / I wish I was where / There is not so much air / And two moons to shine down upon me.
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Captain Bipto: What do you make of it, Doctor?
Dr. Ziplock: Well, it's long, flat, and has yellow lines on it; that can only mean one thing ...
Giggywig: A minefield!
Dr. Ziplock: I was going to say, "a country road."
Giggywig: That's what they want us to think. Let me tell you something: one false move and kaboom! You'll be going home in several more pieces than you arrived.
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