Mrs. Vanderspool Quotes in Spaced Invaders (1990)

Giggywig: Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.

Mrs. Vanderspool: Will you please sit down and be quiet?

Giggywig: [Mrs. Vanderspool is rather overweight] Or perhaps in your case, a whole loaf of toast!

[after Captain Bipto has been run down by a speeding pickup truck]

Mrs. Vanderspool: Allright children, look both ways before crossing the street.

Giggywig: If only Captain Bipto had known!