Giggywig Quotes in Spaced Invaders (1990)

Giggywig: Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.

Mrs. Vanderspool: Will you please sit down and be quiet?

Giggywig: [Mrs. Vanderspool is rather overweight] Or perhaps in your case, a whole loaf of toast!

Giggywig: I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck.

[trying to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed]

Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.

[holds up a small rifle]

Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?

[points the rifle at Bipto]

Giggywig: Let's find out!

Captain Bipto: What's the problem? Just vaporise; everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!

Giggywig: No! Wrong! False! None of the above! Why: because we're not supposed to be here!

Captain Bipto: What?

Giggywig: We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand!

Blaznee: Told ya so.

[after Captain Bipto has been run down by a speeding pickup truck]

Mrs. Vanderspool: Allright children, look both ways before crossing the street.

Giggywig: If only Captain Bipto had known!

Pez: "Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!" I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!

Giggywig: Aaaaaaah, SHUT UP!

Captain Bipto: What do you make of it, Doctor?

Dr. Ziplock: Well, it's long, flat, and has yellow lines on it; that can only mean one thing ...

Giggywig: A minefield!

Dr. Ziplock: I was going to say, "a country road."

Giggywig: That's what they want us to think. Let me tell you something: one false move and kaboom! You'll be going home in several more pieces than you arrived.

Pez: Who died and left you in charge?

Giggywig: Captain Bipto!

Giggywig: You take the left flank and I'll take the right.

Pez: You always get the right flank!

Giggywig: We've never done this before, idiot!