Deputy Pillsbury Quotes in Spaced Invaders (1990)

Deputy Pillsbury: No license, no registration, no plates, no headlights, no taillights, no WHEELS, and I caught you going 3000 miles per hour. That's

[punches on calculator]

Deputy Pillsbury: 2945 miles per hour in excess of the posted limit.

Blaznee: Great. There goes my insurance.

Blaznee: Maybe, you'd better step back and get the big picture here.

Deputy Pillsbury: Okay...

[He steps back, and triggers the homemade booby trap]

Deputy Pillsbury: I've just made a terrible mistake, haven't I?

Blaznee: Ain't life a bitch?

[while the townspeople are firing at the "Farmzoid," piloted by the mind-controlled Verne]

Deputy Pillsbury: Verne, you come down from there right now, you hear?

Vern: Yes, shoot, my little friends, shoot! Fire everything you've got! The Farmzoid is impervious! AH-HA-HA-HA!

Deputy Pillsbury: All right, that's it! Mom's gonna hear about this!