Rose Michaels Quotes in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Rose Michaels: Let me make you some breakfast.

Charlie Mackenzie: Oh, gee, you know, I'd love to. But you know, I'm really running late, but thanks!

Rose Michaels: What would you say to silver-dollar pancakes, fresh-squeezed orange juice, bacon, and Kona coffee?

Charlie Mackenzie: Well, that sounds great!

[Cut to Rose pouring cereal in Charlie's bowl]

Rose Michaels: Sorry. I didn't have those other things.

Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, that's fine. That other stuff will probably kill you... whereas "Froot Loops" are light, and reasonably high in fiber. I care for "Apple Jacks" a great deal.

Rose Michaels: Well... you know Harriet.

Charlie Mackenzie: Well, actually, I don't.

Rose Michaels: But you did have sex with her.

Charlie Mackenzie: Hello!