John Johnson Quotes in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

John Johnson: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

John Johnson: My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki.

John Johnson: They don't dare drop it. It would leave millions dead, and populations ground to powder as if they've gone through a coffee grinder.