Chanel Quotes in Beauty Shop (2005)

Chanel: Is that a purse?

James: It's a man bag!

Ida: A man bag?

James: Yeah, it's like the hottest new accessory.

Ida: You got some man lipstick in that bag?

Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant!

Hollerin' Helen: Hit me on my websited, www.how to shake a nigga.com

[whole beauty shop howls]

Lynn: I thought you couldn't say the N word on the radio.

Chanel: No, see she can say it, you just can't.

Gina Norris: You know what, you could be black, white, ghetto past, no ghetto past, ain't nobody using the N word up in here, and no bitches and hoes either, except for the ones that don't tip.

Chanel: I think what my girl said is that she wants you and your little tetherball titties to leave her man alone!

Chanel: [after James asks Lyn to dance] Oh, who the hell cares? He's gay as Peter Pan on a pair of ice skates!

Ms. Josephine: [James and Lyn kiss] He's gay all right - he's happy as hell!

Chanel: Wait, where you going?

Venus: To see Brian.

Chanel: Dressed like that? Girl seriously, this guy got you upset and you're acting stupid. No man should have your head all messed up like that. Come on Venus, you remember what I told you? Venus? Venus? Never date a man you meet at the f@cking club, got your head all f@cked up. He dated your ass for months, he made you fall in love with him, and then he dropped your ass. That doesn't sound like a man, Venus, that sound like a f@cking pussy to me!