Chaney Quotes in Old Boy (2013)

Chaney: Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!

Joe Doucett: I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.

Chaney: I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people!

Chaney: [as Joe straps him down and interrogates him with a knife blade] Wait. What?

Joe Doucett: Hold still...

Chaney: Cocksucker!

[Joe continues to cut his neck]

Chaney: Ow! Ow! Motherfucker. OW! SHIT!

Joe Doucett: [smirks] Heh, heh.

Chaney: YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOU!

Joe Doucett: No, fuck you!

[Joe cuts him more]

Chaney: OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHERFUCKER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!

Joe Doucett: I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?

Chaney: [frantic] Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!

Joe Doucett: Who hired you?

Chaney: I can't tell you that!

Joe Doucett: Then do me a favor and shut the fuck up! Who hired you?

Chaney: I don't know his fuckin' name!

Chaney: [disarming Pettibon's thug] Now I have the gun.

Pettibon: I don't think you want to use it.

Chaney: [pistol whips Pettibon] That's one way, want to see another?

Speed: Chaney, I'd like you to meet my old friend Poe. He'll fix up your cuts, bruises - all sorts of good things.

Poe: I have two years of medical school to recommend me.

Chaney: Two years doesn't make a doctor.

Poe: Well, in my third year of studies a small black cloud appeared on campus; I left under it.

Speed: What he's trying to say is that he's a dyed-in-wool hophead.

Poe: I have a weakness for opium.

Chaney: That's a habit that's hard to quit.

Poe: Some are born to fail, others have it thrust upon them. Could I see your hands?

Gayleen Schoonover: [leaving the fight with the Cajuns] Come all this way to lose all of our money. Just breaks my heart.

Speed: Breaks my butt is what it breaks!

Chaney: Let's drive around the back country roads.

Lucy Simpson: What does it feel like to knock somebody down?

Chaney: It makes me feel a hell of a lot better than it does him.

Lucy Simpson: That's a reason?

Chaney: Hey, there's no reason about it. Just money.

Speed: I suppose you've been down the long, hard road?

Chaney: Who hasn't?

Chick Gandil: There's no point in avoiding this thing, you know; it's going to happen.

Street: He's right.

Chaney: You want it that much?

Street: I'm getting paid.

[Chaney turns away and goes back to his beer]

Street: I can always reach over and start things right now.

Chaney: [takes a swig of beer without looking at Street] Yeah, but you won't.

Street: You don't think so?

[Chaney finishes his beer and walks past Street to leave]

Chaney: You're not going to do it for free.

Pettibon: This has come as quite a setback for us; it was too easy.

Speed: Ain't nothin' in the rules about *easy*, Mr. Pettibon.

Chaney: [putting on his shirt] Anything wrong?

Pettibon: What's wrong, Mr. Chaney, is that you're too good. You're a ringer, Mr. Chaney.

Speed: Dammit, my man won fair and square; give us our money, goddammit!

Poe: [noticing several Cajuns walking up behind Pettibon] Steady on, Speed. These boys are not refined.

[notices one of the Cajuns has a pistol]

Poe: Somebody always brings a gun.

Speed: [being pulled toward the car by Poe and Gayleen] Oh, yeah! Well, the next time I come to this coonass place, I'm goin' to bring a gun!

Pettibon: [laughing] You do that, Speed; just make sure it's a great big one.

[to his men]

Pettibon: That's how it's done.