Obituary Writer Quotes in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Obituary Writer: There's another one here. Native San Franciscan. Plumber. Elliot, Ralph. Moved to Dallas, disappeared four months ago, body was found in a sewer.

Obituary Employee: Well, guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain.

[both laugh]

Charlie Mackenzie: Did they mention anything about his wife?

Obituary Employee: All right, okay. Look, I know that we're talking about real people here. I'm sorry.

Charlie Mackenzie: No no, I'm serious. Did they mention the wife?

Obituary Employee: Look, I'm sorry you know. You know, I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives.

Charlie Mackenzie: No no, I'm really serious. Did they mention the wife?

Obituary Employee: You win, you win okay? I'm a bad person!

Obituary Writer: Just take it easy!

Obituary Employee: No, he's sayin' I'm insensitive! He's sayin' I'm a shit!

Obituary Writer: He's not sayin' you're a shit!

Charlie Mackenzie: [yelling] Did they mention the wife? Did they mention the wife?

Obituary Employee: No! No! They didn't mention the wife! Ya happy?

[speaking to the whole office]

Obituary Employee: YEAH! Oh yes, yeah. I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop you're job, look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for!

[leaves]

Obituary Writer: He was my ride home.

Charlie Mackenzie: Understood...