Ritchie Koolboy Quotes in Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?

Ritchie Koolboy: What?

Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.

Kenny Fisher: Yo, I'm just pausin' while those two hos over there scratch it out over who gets to knock the boots with me!

[clicks feet together]

Kenny Fisher: Ya know what I'm saying? Yeah!

Ritchie Koolboy: What two ho's?

DJ Sammy: I don't see no ho's yo.

[Kenny and his homeboys start shoving each other around]

Kenny Fisher: Yo, what, you callin' me a liar.

DJ Sammy: Hey, yo why you shovin' cracker?

Ritchie Koolboy: Yo, you better recognize, fool.

[they stop shoving]

Kenny Fisher: Why y'all gotta waste my flava? Damn!

[Kenny's homeboys see him display his 'love kit']

Ritchie Koolboy: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.

DJ Sammy: Yo, who's a fag?

Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn!