Mary, Crying Drunk Girl Quotes in Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl Quotes:
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[the crying drunk girls hears Kenny and Denise in the upstairs bathroom]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Yerd dum shelling yers chair.
[subtitle translation: Did anyone hear that? Someone's yelling for help upstairs!]
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[to Amanda who's asking questions about Preston]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Snow stun shy is shy sumber shess sing.
[subtitle translation: I know who Preston Meyers is. I can give you his phone number, his address, anything]
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[the crying drunk girl walks up to Preston and Denise up on their arrival at the party]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear!
[subtitle translation: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year!]
Preston: [watching the drunk girl stumble away] There's one at every party.
Denise: Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh?
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[in the back yard during the police raid]
Cop: Miss, for the last time, please stop crying and give me your name and address.
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: [mumbling] Butolu msahson undsevent norlk.
[subtitle translation: But I already told you! My name is Mary Hampson and I live at 1781 Norfolk!]
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Exchange student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine.
[the crying drunk girl stumbles over to the exchange student]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Idlke tschyourenis.
[subtitle translation: I'd like to touch your penis!]
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Characters on Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
- Stoner Guy
- Matt, Watermelon Guy
- Amanda Becket
- Angel Stripper
- Kenny Fisher
- Ritchie Koolboy
- Mike Dexter
- DJ Sammy
- Earth Girl
- Reminiscing Guy
- Hippie Girl
- Hippie Guy
- Stephanie, Stoned Girl
- X-Phile 2
- X-Phile 1
- Jake, Jock #1
- Girl Whose Party It Is
- Yearbook Girl
- Trip McNeely
- Girl Mike Hits On #1
- Girl Mike Hits On #2
- Exchange student
- Beth, Girlfriend #1
- Cindi, Girlfriend #2
- Rachel, Girlfriend #3
- Tassel Guy