Mary, Crying Drunk Girl Quotes in Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

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Mary, Crying Drunk Girl Quotes:

  • [the crying drunk girls hears Kenny and Denise in the upstairs bathroom]

    Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Yerd dum shelling yers chair.

    [subtitle translation: Did anyone hear that? Someone's yelling for help upstairs!]

  • [to Amanda who's asking questions about Preston]

    Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Snow stun shy is shy sumber shess sing.

    [subtitle translation: I know who Preston Meyers is. I can give you his phone number, his address, anything]

  • [the crying drunk girl walks up to Preston and Denise up on their arrival at the party]

    Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear!

    [subtitle translation: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year!]

    Preston: [watching the drunk girl stumble away] There's one at every party.

    Denise: Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh?

  • [in the back yard during the police raid]

    Cop: Miss, for the last time, please stop crying and give me your name and address.

    Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: [mumbling] Butolu msahson undsevent norlk.

    [subtitle translation: But I already told you! My name is Mary Hampson and I live at 1781 Norfolk!]

  • Exchange student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine.

    [the crying drunk girl stumbles over to the exchange student]

    Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Idlke tschyourenis.

    [subtitle translation: I'd like to touch your penis!]

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