X-Phile 1 Quotes in Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

[holding up a card]

William: I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior.

X-Phile 2: You have every angle covered.

X-Phile 1: You know William, from this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.

X-Phile 1: [after reenacting a lightsaber duel from The Empire Strikes Back] Hey! Luke doesn't push Vader!

X-Phile 2: Well he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.

X-Phile 1: You know what? My retainer looks like a Klingon warship.

William: [Discussing "The Plan" with the X-Philes] Okay, you're Boba Fett, and you're Grand Moff Tarkin.

X-Phile 1: How come he gets to be Boba Fett?

William: Ok, fine, *you're* Boba Fett, and *you're* Grand Moff Tarkin.

X-Phile 2: I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin!

William: All right, fine, you know what? You're both KISS dolls!

X-Phile 1: I'm telling you, that patch of sky right up there above those powerlines is like a superhighway for UFO activity.

X-Phile 2: [sighs] Yeah, right. I wonder how William's doing at the party. I just hope he isn't having any trouble blending in.

[cut to a very drunk William, at the center of attention, downing coutless shots of liquor to show off to a crowd]

William: [to himself] Isn't there something I was supposed to do tonight?

X-Phile 1: [Leaving William's basement] Do you think there will be any girls there?

X-Phile 2: [Looks at him with an annoyed look as he carries the ladder] Are you kidding me? People may be even having sex tonight!