Reminiscing Guy Quotes in Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

[after being hit on by drunk guys]

Reminiscing Guy: Hey Amanda.

Amanda Becket: Hey.

Reminiscing Guy: Remember that time we danced at the sock hop?

Amanda Becket: Yeah.

Reminiscing Guy: I just wanted you to know I had the hugest boner and I was just wondering if maybe you and I could get together and... work it out.

[Amanda walks away disgusted]

Preston: Hey, I've got one for ya. Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl, and you came up to me and started telling me all these asinine stories? Remember that, huh?

Reminiscing Guy: No.

Preston: Gee, that's funny. Because it *just happened*!

Reminiscing Guy: [saddened] Hey, I ain't gonna forget this, man! You just wait, I ain't inviting you to any 10-year reunion!

Reminiscing Guy: Yo, Preston? Preston Meyers? Dude, what's going on? I'm so glad I got a chance to see you! I know you're leaving tomorrow. I'm gonna miss you man, you know?

Preston: It's okay, man. Don't worry about it.

Reminiscing Guy: I was totally remembering that time when we were in 7th grade, and we like mashed up all our food on our lunch trays and you payed me a dollar to eat it, and I did? What was the best!

Preston: [walking away] Yeah, good times.

Reminiscing Guy: Hey, what about that time during softball practice when Ricky Feldman hit that line drive and it hit you right in your nuts? That was the funniest!