Trip McNeely Quotes in Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Trip McNeely: [as he approaches a sulking Mike with a six-pack in hand] Hey man, you want a beer?

Mike Dexter: Trip McNeely!

Trip McNeely: Trip McNeely.

Mike Dexter: No way, man!

Trip McNeely: Trip McNeely.

Mike Dexter: Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?

Trip McNeely: Really? Which ones?

Mike Dexter: You must be racking up at college. College!

Trip McNeely: I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.

Mike Dexter: Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.

Trip McNeely: Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left.

Mike Dexter: [after an uneasy pause] S-so, what happened?

Trip McNeely: [sighs] College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.

[Tosses an empty beer can aside]

Mike Dexter: Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right?

Trip McNeely: Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen.

[Belches and then chuckles]

Trip McNeely: Speaking of which, you still with that Amanda chick? She was a prize piece if I ever saw one.

Mike Dexter: [Lying to Trip] Yeah,

[Scoffs]

Mike Dexter: me and Amanda. Definitely. Yep.

Trip McNeely: You're lucky, bro.

Mike Dexter: I sure am.

Trip McNeely: Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you.

[Farts]

Trip McNeely: Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet.

[Leaves]

Mike Dexter: [With a discouraged tone] Take it easy, Trip! Trip McNeely! All right...