Reverend Mike Quotes in Love at First Bite (1979)

[a viewing in a funeral home]

Reverend Mike: I knew Brother Alvin... and he was a swinger!

Mourners: Yes! Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! Alleluia! , etc.

Reverend Mike: He loved his booze, hahahaha. He loved his women.

Mourners: Yeah! And my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did! , etc

Reverend Mike: But must of all, he loved his Cadillac Saville, and it's a beaute. I know, because he left it to me, Hallelujah!

Mourners: Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! , etc

Reverend Mike: I showed him how God wanted him to have a swell time while he was alive. Because, brothers and sisters, when you is gone, you is gone. And ain't no way , no how, nobody's going to bring you back here once you is dead!

[the coffin's lid rises, and Dracula sits up inside]

Count Dracula: Good Evening.

[the mourners scream in panic, and run out of the funeral home, knocking over the chairs]

Count Dracula: [to Reverend Mike] I am Count Dracula. I would like a large suite with a bath. I have a reservation.

[Reverend Mike screams and jumps through the stained glass window, shattering the glass]

Count Dracula: This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?

Reverend Mike: [after listening to a story Peter was telling the team] You know, Peter... I think that's the first time I've heard you mention your dad since you've been back.

Peter: Well... I guess there are a few good memories left.

Reverend Mike: Oh, I'd say there's a lot more than just a few. That was a great story, Pete.