Cindy Sondheim Quotes in Love at First Bite (1979)

Cindy Sondheim: We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie.

Count Dracula: No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.

Cindy Sondheim: Can I get you anything?

Count Dracula: [looking around at the mess in Cindy's apartment] A broom, perhaps?

Cindy Sondheim: Eh? Oh, I hate housework. It killed my mother.

Cindy Sondheim: [talking to her kitten, sitting in the fridge] : So that's where you've been for the last two days, and I thought you were lost.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [speaking of]

Count Dracula: Where is he?

Cindy Sondheim: He'll be here.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Another fly by night character.

Cindy Sondheim: I told you I have a man in here...

Count Dracula: *Now* you do.

Count Dracula: I heard a rooster crow.

Cindy Sondheim: A rooster? In New York *City*?

Count Dracula: Do you think of me as special?

Cindy Sondheim: Yes, of course.

Count Dracula: So how can you think of yourself as nothing, when I love you?

Cindy Sondheim: [to Renfield] Why did you tell him that?

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they're going to do just before they try to kill them.

Renfield: He's absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that's part of the rules. But in this case, WE are they good guys.

Count Dracula: You were born in the wrong time, Cindy Sondheim. In the other age things were simpler, less complicated. Do you remember how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century?

Cindy Sondheim: No.

Count Dracula: Three.

[last lines]

Cindy Sondheim: Oh, this isn't so hard. I think I'm going to love imortality.

Count Dracula: There is one small disadvantage. We can only live by night.

Cindy Sondheim: Oh, that's all right with me. I mean, I could never really get my shit together till 7:00, anyway.

Count Dracula: Did you have a nice day, my beauty?

Cindy Sondheim: Well, Rene ran my ass off all day. I mean, he may be the best photographer in New York City, but he's still a bitch.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Now, now, darling. They have a right to their life.

Cindy Sondheim: Yes, I know, Jeffrey. They love in their way, we love in ours, who's to say which is right, by the 21st Century homosexuality will probably be the normal lifestyle.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Excellent.

Count Dracula: [48:45] Did you have a nice day, my beauty?

Cindy Sondheim: Oh, René ran my ass off all day. He may be the best photographer in New York City but he's still a bitch.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Now, now darling. They have a right to their life.

Cindy Sondheim: Yes, I know Jeffrey. They love in their way, we love in ours, who's to say which is right? By the 21st century homosexuality will probably be the normal lifestyle.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Marry me.

Cindy Sondheim: Jeff, please.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: I've been thinking about it. We should get married.

Cindy Sondheim: But you've always told me I don't want to get married.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Yes you do, yes you do. I was going to tell you next Tuesday when you came into the office. I'm getting the house, Largemont, 22 minutes from midtown. Good schools. No tennis court, but there's room for one. God, we'll love it there.