Doctor Jeff Rosenberg Quotes in Love at First Bite (1979)

[Rosenberg approaches Dracula in a restaurant]

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: The second way to kill a vampire, Count; three silver bullets through the heart!

Cindy Soundheim: Jeffrey!

[Jeff shoots Dracula three times]

Count Dracula: No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: A werewolf? Really? Are you sure?

[Guards start to take him away]

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: [to the guards] No harm done! The man's all right! This was for a werewolf! No problem! Calm down! Take it easy! I'm a doctor! I know where I'm going!

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: You know what Freud said: if you don't pay for it, you don't get better.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Look, a check. She paid me everything she owes me. She left me, but she learned something. She's a responsible person, or whatever.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: No!

Cindy Soundheim: What?

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: No! It can't be!

Cindy Soundheim: What, Jeffrey?

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Dracula!

Cindy Soundheim: How did you know his name?

Count Dracula: Did you have a nice day, my beauty?

Cindy Sondheim: Well, Rene ran my ass off all day. I mean, he may be the best photographer in New York City, but he's still a bitch.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Now, now, darling. They have a right to their life.

Cindy Sondheim: Yes, I know, Jeffrey. They love in their way, we love in ours, who's to say which is right, by the 21st Century homosexuality will probably be the normal lifestyle.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Excellent.

[Rosenberg and the lieutenant arrive at Cindy's apartment building to find Dracula's hearse parked out front]

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Look at this! It's *him*!

Lieutenant Ferguson: Yeah... or a rock group!

Count Dracula: [48:45] Did you have a nice day, my beauty?

Cindy Sondheim: Oh, René ran my ass off all day. He may be the best photographer in New York City but he's still a bitch.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Now, now darling. They have a right to their life.

Cindy Sondheim: Yes, I know Jeffrey. They love in their way, we love in ours, who's to say which is right? By the 21st century homosexuality will probably be the normal lifestyle.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Marry me.

Cindy Sondheim: Jeff, please.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: I've been thinking about it. We should get married.

Cindy Sondheim: But you've always told me I don't want to get married.

Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Yes you do, yes you do. I was going to tell you next Tuesday when you came into the office. I'm getting the house, Largemont, 22 minutes from midtown. Good schools. No tennis court, but there's room for one. God, we'll love it there.