Commissare Woman Quotes in Love at First Bite (1979)

Commissare Woman: Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split.

Count Dracula: Renfield.

Renfield: Yes, master.

Count Dracula: What is an efficiency apartment?

Renfield: I don't know, master. What's a toilet?

Commissare Woman: You and your cockroach-eating friend over there... have 48 hours to get out!Good evening, Comrade Count.

Count Dracula: Wait one minute. This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.