Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg Quotes in Love at First Bite (1979)

[after Rosenberg has set Dracula's Coffin on Fire]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life. And I feel... pretty good!

[repeated line]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [triumphantly] Well, Count, what do you say to that?

[Pulls out a Star of David]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [Dracula hides his face, then realizes what it is and removes his hands]

Count Dracula: I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Huh?

[looks at star]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Ah shit! It's the other one, isn't it?

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [speaking of]

Count Dracula: Where is he?

Cindy Sondheim: He'll be here.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Another fly by night character.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.

Lieutenant Ferguson: A loan shark, eh? What's 's name.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [picking hotel room lock] Every now and then it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering.

Lieutenant Ferguson: You know we can't go in there without a warrant.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: If we don't, her immortal soul will be lost forever.

Lieutenant Ferguson: If we do I'll lose my pension.

Cindy Sondheim: [to Renfield] Why did you tell him that?

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they're going to do just before they try to kill them.

Renfield: He's absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that's part of the rules. But in this case, WE are they good guys.

[Rosenberg is about to set Dracula's coffin on fire]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: In the name of all the Van Helsings who have ever lived... burn, baby! Burn!

[throws the lit match on the coffin, and the coffin begins to ignite]