Rayna Boyanov Quotes in Spy (2015)

Rayna Boyanov: My father used to bring people like you here.

Susan Cooper: Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?

Susan Cooper: Well, here's to your mom.

Rayna Boyanov: To my mother. And to you.

Susan Cooper: And here's to you. I mean you may never be as wise as an owl but you'll always be a hoot to me! Haha.

Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.

Susan Cooper: As are you.

[they clink their glasses]

Rayna Boyanov: Fuck! People are trying to kill me and all that's left of my security guard is you two and you look like someone's demented aunts on vacation! You!

[Points at Susan]

Rayna Boyanov: Don't you have someone in your team other than this asthmatic big bird?

Nancy B. Artingstall: I'm very non-physically resourceful. I read a lot of intelligence, I read a lot of poems, and I've read all of the 'Hunger Games'.

Rayna Boyanov: How is that helpful?

Susan Cooper: My real name is... Amber Valentine.

Rayna Boyanov: What are you, a porn star?

Susan Cooper: You're a loud kisser.

Rayna Boyanov: Excuse me?

Susan Cooper: You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.

Rayna Boyanov: Whatever, fuck you.

Susan Cooper: I knew you liked me!

Susan Cooper: Hey! Fuck you too.

Susan Cooper: How long was I out?

Rayna Boyanov: You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.

Susan Cooper: What happened?

Rayna Boyanov: It was all a dream... I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.

Susan Cooper: So, you need me De Luca, and I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive.

Sergio De Luca: Now, let me get this straight, you work for the CIA, yet your're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb in order to save this man's life. Why would I believe that?

Rayna Boyanov: Because she's in love with him.

Susan Cooper: Yeah, so what? This idiot doesn't even know it. Too dumb to know I'd do anything for him.

Rayna Boyanov: The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress...

Susan Cooper: Ah... Come on.

Rayna Boyanov: It was as if to say "This is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine."

Susan Cooper: So, what's the plan, who are we meeting?

Rayna Boyanov: You're my body guard, not my business partner, so just focus on guarding my body.

Susan Cooper: So not knowing who we're meeting tonight is gonna make me extra effective. That's okay, I get it. I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine. why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in? Dumb ass.

Rayna Boyanov: [disgusted] Oh, God! One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants.