Elaine Crocker Quotes in Spy (2015)

Elaine Crocker: Susan, I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov. I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."

Elaine Crocker: [referring to Susan's disastrous training video] I must have watched this fifteen times now because what the fuck? I almost put it up on YouTube.

Susan Cooper: I pulled up my file.

[puts file near the keyboard]

Elaine Crocker: Jesus, not my keyboard with your pinkeye infected fingers! Why don't you just cry directly into my mouth while you're at it?

Rick Ford: I told you to send me in there instead of Fine, and you didn't. And now Fine's *dead*. I'm going the fuck in.

Elaine Crocker: You can't. We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected... And that will hopefully take us to Rayna, but it can't be any of you.

Rick Ford: Here's what we do... I go into the Face/Off machine, get a whole new face. I turn up, they never know it's me.

Elaine Crocker: Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.

Rick Ford: What, I gotta pay?

Elaine Crocker: *No*, because it doesn't exist

Rick Ford: Yes, it does! I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter.

[Points to Cress and Wright as they look down, hiding there laughter]

Elaine Crocker: I'm sure they were pulling your leg.

Rick Ford: You pair of fucking vaginas!

[Cress and Wright burst out laughing]

Elaine Crocker: Seriously? You've got to cut that out.