Phil Blumburtt Quotes in Howard the Duck (1986)

[Howard and Phil have landed in a pond]

Howard T. Duck: Philsy, help! Philsy, help me!

Phil Blumburtt: Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim.

Howard T. Duck: Shut up and save me!

Phil Blumburtt: DUCK!

Howard T. Duck: And proud of it!

Phil Blumburtt: [working on the ultralight] Did you find the toolbox?

Howard T. Duck: Yeah, I know why you want a toolbox - you got a screw loose.

Phil Blumburtt: Howard, in prehistoric times you flew. Fly, Howard! Find your instincts, trust your birdness, FLY!

Phil Blumburtt: I've already got a theory.

Beverly: What theory?

Phil Blumburtt: Well, this is, of course, the evolutionary ladder showing how man progressed from monkey to me, for instance.

Howard T. Duck: You consider that progress? Jeez, you're all hairless apes? That's really disgusting.

Phil Blumburtt: Now, I want you both to imagine, somewhere in the universe, is Howard's world. Picture it, in your mind, a world almost exactly like ours except the progenitor of the dominant species was not a monkey - but, a duck!

Howard T. Duck: Sound theory. Every school duck knows this stuff!

Phil Blumburtt: Hi, sorry I missed the show. I came to watch you undress though and I brought a pizza.